Just A Simple Girl In A Fucked Up Dc World

Dick Grayson rocked up to one of my classes (the one I Have with Tim Drake) and saw me give Tim a Redbull. He then dramatically covered a hand over his heart and went

“IT WAS YOU?!”

You can tell from the way they think they’re better than everyone else.

“Where I’m from-“

Shut uppppp.

If I hear one more thing about them all studying journalism because they wanna go back to metropolis to work for the daily planet I’m gonna be the next villain.

I'm only saying this cause I never seen someone take 5 espresso shots and yet still pass out. Is this normal?

Oh yeah that’s a classic encounter. You gotta get used to that man. Also be prepared for like 2 robberies a day.

Red Robin stomped over, slapped the back of my head, shoved a Wayne industries card in my face, and made the “I’m watching you” gesture.

Do- do I call them?? Why does he just have those?? What do I even say when I call???

BRO CALL THEM!

WHY WOULD YOU DO PSYCHOLOGY AND ENGLISH IN GOTHAM!!!!! THAT IS JUST ASKING TO BECOME CLINICALLY INSANE!!!

On another note, someone forgot to update the warning board, and the Riddler is monologuing in front of my apartment. Dude. It's 5pm. At least wait until a reasonable hour. Who decides to go on a crime spree in the middle of the afternoon?!

1. Yessss someone gets my thought process with my name 😂

One time he swan dived off a roof

I’ve never rioted harder than when he announced he was leaving Gotham.

But yeah, I swear I see him more now than before….

My cousin from New York came with me and 2 different friends (from Central City and Metropolis).

My cousin decided to be ass for the trip and started lowkey stressing me out like hella bad, so naturally I went to the rooftop to vape.

Arsenal stopped by and recognised me, cause he remembers me fighting Red Hood, so I naturally trauma dumped to him. (What else do you do?)

He then said said I needed to drop them cause they were “lowkey Lex Luther vibes”

I was at the convenience store right? And the guy behind the counter had an extremely rude customer.

He was just being a total Karen and demanding “all the money in the register”

So naturally I was waiting for it to be over, but apparently the police arrived and he held the place up?

He shot me?!!!!

Luckily Red hood was chilling on the roof, so when he heard the gunshot he came down to find me kicking the crap out of this would be mugger.

Wife and I went to gotham recently to visit our girlfriend, and I was at the convenience store up in the Narrows

Place gets held up which like, I'm a Baltimore girl, this is not a new experience. Anyway Red Hood comes in and shoots the guy, like it's just a normal thing to do, then buys a powerade and like 6 bags of beef jerky.

He walked me back to my GFs apartment so that's nice, whole time he's just stuffing jerky under his mask

I’m gonna be so honest with you,