Diagnosed Ai By Recaptcha

Consider: An anthro opossum, koala, capuchin monkey, or anteater, who is wearing a t-shirt with a text on the back that says "if you can read this, I have no idea where that little fucker is".

What could this possible be referencing

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

#it’s been done

Thanks for this addition omfg that is hilarious

people who get possessed by a demon and react like “oh no :( they’ve taken control of my body so i can’t fight back :(” are fools. i mean, sure, you’re trapped in your own body with a demon at the wheel, which isn’t ideal, but they’re also stuck with YOU. they may have the keys but you’re still in the car, which means you have the power to make them regret every second they spend in it with you.

you may be hellspawn, but if you think you know what hell is REALLY like then you clearly haven’t had the misfortune of meeting me yet

Watching the first season of Leverage in proper order just makes the story even better. Like...the character arcs make much more sense now.

Does anyone know the correct viewing order for Leverage or the other seasons of The Librarians?

if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.

The cool thing about death note is you could feasibly explain the basic premise of it like the mechanics of the note and also L and lights weird homoerotic shit and you would have a pretty good idea of what the entire plot is like without ever having to explain the terrifying floating clown monster

The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.

I put this in the comments but feel it needs a reblog- Check out some of Dr Edith Widder’s work on light in the deep sea! Among other things, she used the bioluminescence of stoplight fish to deduce wavelengths which most deep sea animals can’t perceive and used that to create light filters to be able to film with minimal disturbance! And that’s how we got 25 minutes of giant squid footage!!!!

@eddieintheocean

I thought you threw a Playstation 2 controller into the sea

and always remember every character is aroace unless stated otherwise

also sorry i’m so tired of people acting like they can have nothing in common with someone a few years older or younger than them. have you never had coworkers who aren’t your exact age. have you never taken an art class with someone thirty years older than you. have you never had a friend. like did covid fry everyone’s brains this badly

unfortunately for me feeling sleepy isn’t a full time job but my body sure tries

except, of course, when it’s time to actually fall asleep. then i have energy enough to fight god

it’s 3 am you’re not gonna believe whats happening

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo