they put the mamsnrhbr chehfde in the soder

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

I love trans men btw. I love trans women as well. I love trans PEOPLE period. Us against each other is the worst outcome that could happen right now. Stay strong and support each other. I’m sick and tired of everything going on right now, especially related to the hateful rhetoric trans men are receiving. This does not mean trans women shouldn’t be respected. This is not saying one matters more than the other. This is not saying we can’t focus on both individually. But right now is not the time for fighting within a community when we as a whole are being threatened.

thinking about the “foogoo state” post

Does anyone else ever have a sort of phantom physical sense when there's something ready to paste in the clipboard. It feels like I've got something in my right hand and when I click ctrl-v I put it down.

I just napped in bed with a ray of sunlight cast upon me. Man, this is cats shit. I get it cats. That's rpretty good.

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.