[Insert witty phrase here]

theyre taking your ass to rabbit kindergarten

I think I'd make a great minion to an evil queen or something. I've got that "i'm just a little guy" energy and I love evil women but its not like a sex thing for me I just think they're fun. I'd say "yes mistress" and "right away your evilness" and i'd almost never get defenestrated or tossed into any pits

Softer than goblin skull👍

What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*

*Sinks my teeth into your vocabillaries*

How the fuck are there unsolved math problems lol like just times it. Use a calacater

i hate how much people care about their ships being "canon" now. spirk fans didn't publish zines full of fanfics in the 70s only for modern fandom to grovel at the knees of corporations and beg for things to be canon. use your imaginations, don't allow billionaires to think for you.

sorry im absolutely too floored by the fact you just called me 'lizardsex' to give you an answer

This exact phenomenon is why there’s now a hyphen in my url.

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english major brain: words can evolve and develop as a society goes on. the way a word is used is its definition. it's pointless to hold onto the idea of right vs wrong words human brain: THAT IS NOT WHAT LARP MEANS!!!!!