don't eat the chili

When i was 13 i decided to become penpals with the surviving members of the heavens gate cult who were still maintaining their email/website/book sales and they responded to me a couple of times before my mom found out and i genuinely couldnt fathom why she would be upset with me

nebet is screen obsessed in general, it's really funny. she is always desperate to get on my phone and she will stare at shows playing on my computer for ages. ipad baby

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

Oh no, we grew up too much and our lives got too complex for us to be domestically compatible with one another anymore, so what if we dedicated our creative output to making a fanfiction version of our lives where that never happened

paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for experimental elective dental surgery where they fill my mouth with shark teeth so i can give worse blowjobs