今はあなたしか愛せない

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.

everybody's gotta have a guy named michael

stop talking about your boyfriends this is about michael corleone from the godfather and maybe michael nesmith from the monkees

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

The thing you have to remember when you’re arguing with me is that I’m almost always eating delicious meals. So not only are you arguing with a beautiful woman, she’s eating scrumptious food while you aren’t. Bad position.

John Carpenter's The Thang

today i met a bald 40something white guy who said the great gatsby was “the biggest slog of a book he ever had to pull (himself) through” and i just looked him in the eye and said “really?”

this guy has beef with me now because we were interviewing for a job together and i got it and he didn’t. and he’s been going around to multiple people i know saying that i can’t do the job as well as he could. IJBOLLLLLLL

he continues to piss me off bc i put my table and chairs up for sale in a local group and he immediately swooped in and claimed them. you don’t even like me bitch why do you think you can have my table and chairs