My dyslexia has just hit a new owl.

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

reblog to give a mutual a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars in cash

This is the funniest synopsis of lotr I’ve ever seen

nikola tesla was like “you will live to see man made horrors beyond your comprehension” yeah dude and they’ll prolly be branded with your last name. how does that make you feel

Probably not to great considering if Tesla had the opportunity he’d probably strangle Musk to death for his pigeons entertainment

Petition to resurrect Tesla and sic him on Elon for sport

Me and my gf were talking abt good castings for Sir Walter Elliot and she suggested Jack Black and I was like "Jack Black could do any Bennet. Jack Black could do ALL the Bennets" so now my ideal P+P has Jack Black as the entire Bennet family, or at least Mrs. Bennet

Im WEEPING

@seatidesofthesoul you are one of several people tumblr has just decided I can’t message 🥲 but you definitely need to see this lol

@thebibliosphere

Every scene where Mary is implied to be playing the piano poorly is now replaced with her absolutely shredding the keys while Mrs Bennet stands swaying in the crowd with a candle held aloft.

@weaver-z

parents will criticize kids for not keeping their rooms clean without ever teaching kids a practical system for keeping their rooms clean.

there it is

I read the thread and what isn’t clear from one tweet that this 9yr old was reffing an adult women’s league, not a children’s league. And that woman who argued with said child ref was a player not a mom.

We live in a society not an economy

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts