Gen-yoo-wine Vulpethrope

THE ORIGINAL?!?

Booty shorts slogan

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going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

@water-dragon0 YOU NEED TO SEE THIS

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

you have to be nicer to nonbinary transfems and that's literally the bare minimum

maybe just like. consider us at all please