is he like....you know ⚔️🏳️‍🌈?

tongue in cheek art about weird bodies and waiting for a diagnosis

he’s made more than one of these and they’re making me insane because for two days i haven’t been able to stop saying ‘i knew it! he’s a vampire! i knew it! i knew it! he’s a vampire! i knew it! he’s’ (x)

... I saw an early review that compared this movie to lotr. the Nolan dick eating is crazy

Rocky : sick as fuck statement

blessing you with fresh from the shower bush 💕

Biiig stretch

at 5-13, it's "you're too young to have that" at 13-19, it's "just growing pains, they'll go away" at 20-29, it's "you're an adult and adults just have that sometimes" and anything 30+ is "you're just getting old, that's normal"

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

what made heated rivalry successful is that fujoshis are a largely untapped market

This appears to be the president’s "proof" that vandals are sabotaging the Reflecting Pool.

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