Tide is High

me whenever i have to do a medical thing that is unpleasant: hisses at no one in particular like a distressed cockroach

yes the unpleasant thing fixed an even more unpleasant thing. yes the whining will continue

Chefs you have 1 seconds to craft an unbelievably decadent dessert

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

my sister and her husband go see new movies a lot and a place near the theater they go to does $5 margaritas on monday so they’ve started doing marg movie mondays where they go see a movie and get a marg but they call the margaritas different things based on what they’re seeing. as far as naming goes “wuthering margs” was a little bit of a miss for me but it was preceded by “margipliers” when we saw iron lung so thats kind of a lot to live up to

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

bro. take shelter in my arms

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence