C u r ii o s ii t y

Those ears work on the same level of physics as anime tits

I’m still trying to wrap my head around Fred saying “bitch” and then you come along and hit me with this cursed addition

Question: how long does a stick of deodorant last you?

Usually only 3 or 4 bites.

Why do I even bother

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

I want a barbie that craves vengeance.

i ate an edible and saw cats 2019 and let me tell you i was NOT ready for the main cats name to be my name too and when one of those fuckers onscreen said my name i JUMPED

paging dr thot