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Perfection.

The faithful and compressable spring:

rainbow later destroys her ram trying to generate to many flaming text gifs at once

"A secret boss that consumes colors... and that will consume you!"

Creative workaround for those who haven’t seen it

‘Trans men are excluded and unsafe on mens teams - so a trans man instead plays on womens team. This is somehow a win and the team releases a statement on how #inclusive they are’ ❓how is this a feel good story

Because a lot of times I’ve seen ‘womens groups’ go ‘look how inclusive we are! We have one trans man. Oh trans women?…. Uh we dont have any because we dont allow them’

baby watches friend-bot for the first time

I don't think most people make this joke maliciously. I think most people making this joke don't even realize why the unreality tag exists. anyways, if you've made this joke or have the urge to make this joke then consider not doing that.

crying tears of joy over this photo

every time I share a photo of a kākāpō and someone goes "lol it's sirocco the one who shagged a man's head" I get so irritated because there's more than one kākāpō on earth but. after much digging. no this is literally sirocco. this IS in fact and undoubtedly the parrot that shagged some dude's head. happy birthday you crazy bachelor

Sharing this before my tablet dies, can't charge her right now sjjsjsf

can't stop thinking abt this image. he smelled an icky smell and it was soscary