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richard nixon is q*eer because he did watergate, subverting the societal expectation we all had for him to not do watergate

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY🎆🎇

Like, I knew exactly what to expect and still I couldn’t stop laughing.

Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone

if you have one, tag with the "6 degrees of separation" you have with a celebrity

the stuffed animal situation is phenomenal these days. you can find any specific arthropod or deep sea fish or microbe etc. used to be back in olden times all you could get was bears and mutants

get high experience various snaacks

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

me when I see a cat if I’m being honest

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

"can you be a fan of a video game you havent played" discourse is stupid, because plenty of people who played the game have some of the dumbest fucking takes ive ever seen

i love you rice with some bullshit

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord