Karkod

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

I’m not sure I knew the thy/thine distinction. Thanks for this!

never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of writing gay fanfiction for people on the internet

Going to see children and adolescents dance badly, play ball badly, sing badly, play recorder badly because they are young: YES! YOU ARE LEARNING! INCREDIBLE!

Official silly sign

is this @trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter?

Oh yeah that gimmick blog did make it!

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

When I first learned about Mr Beast it was in the context of a random guy who ran a line of ghost kitchens.

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

people often call ships with girl and nonbinary characters yuri when the nonbinary character has displayed no preference for feminine terms. but theres an equal argument to be made that the characters have different genders and are thus hetslop. and thats beautiful to me.

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks