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Growing up, my brother and I deeply dreaded going shoe shopping. It took hours, especially if it was for winter boots. My dad would examine the stitching, the brand reliability, the temperature recommendations, every piece of information he could get his hands on, and then when he'd finally found the right brand, it was on to making absolutely dead sure they fit properly - he had a particular way of poking the toe of the boot to ensure our foot was where it was supposed to be that always drove me nuts. This was always on a weekend, and it was about the worst punishment we could imagine.
Years later, I found out that he'd spent his entire childhood on the Canadian prairies with cold feet. My grandmother just bought whatever boots looked like the best value, regardless of whether they'd keep anyone warm. They'd kept him from frostbite, probably, but never, ever comfortable.
The reason my grandmother never had a thought about this was because she was buying her kids real boots. There was a sort of magical quality about real, purpose-made boots that meant that of course they'd work, because when she was growing up on the Canadian prairies, they had the kind of no money that meant you just stuffed some newspaper into your shoes and soldiered on.
The last pair of winter boots my dad bought for me was 15 years ago, in preparation for a three-month stint living in northern Quebec in midwinter. They cost $200 then, or something like it. I've worn them every year since, driving out to the remotest locations on the Canadian prairies and never once thinking about my feet.
When I read the Vimes Boots Theory for the first time, it rang a bell that reverberated back three generations.
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This was so much fun! Thank you to all the participants, y'all were so great. And the supporters, who cheered us on from day one. You guys are the absolute best!!
Without further ado, all this year's Sam/Cas Big Bang collaborations are below the cut.
Locked Away
Author: @cerberus-s
Artist: @chevroletdean
Rating: Explicit
Pairings: Temporarily unrequited Sam/Cas, past Dean/Castiel
Additional Tags: Sam Winchester/Castiel, temporary unrequited Sam Winchester/Castiel, past Castiel/Dean Winchester - Relationship, Dean Winchester & Sam Winchester, Explicit Sexual Content
Fic Summary: For so long, Sam loved Castiel in silence while the angel was with Dean. He ignored the sharp ache in his chest whenever Dean and Castiel built a life right in front of him. He swallowed his feelings between hunts, skipped meals, and long nights pretending he was fine.
Unfortunately, Dean finds out.
Even more unfortunately, so does Castiel.
Now, between all the heartbreak, guilt, and quiet devotion, there's apologies, grief, and the terrifying possibility that Castiel might love Sam back.
Summary: After Gadreel, Sam refuses to let himself be possessed again. He has a plan, but he needs an angel. Naturally, there’s only one he trusts. Castiel, for his part, is willing to play the role of the hostile invader, though not without difficulty. It's a dangerous thing to share a body with someone you're secretly, hopelessly in love with.
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Dragon Natural
Author: @karategirl80
Artist: @chevroletdean
Rating: Teen and Up
Pairings: Sam Winchester/Castiel
Additional Tags: Dragons eating prey, blood, Supportive Dean Winchester, John Winchester's A+ Parenting, Homophobic John Winchester, dragon-rider!Sam, dragon-rider!Cas, Dragon!Ruby, Dragon!Meg, Dragons eating prey, blood
Fic Summary: Loosely based on Anne McCaffery’s Dragons of Pern series. Sam is the son of John Winchester, Lord of Winchester Hold. He’s been obsessed with dragon riders his entire life, and wants nothing more than to join their ranks. His father thinks this is a waste of his son’s abilities, when he should be learning more about helping his brother run the Hold. So when dragon rider Gabriel comes to Winchester Hold to search for possible dragon riders, John does everything in his power to keep Sam away from the rider. Despite John’s best efforts, Sam manages to catch the rider’s attention and is swept off to the dragon weyr, where he finds himself way out of his element. Particularly when he meets Gabriel’s nephew…
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Yesterday's Memory Of Tomorrow
Author: @samanddean76
Artist: @xpurdyglambertx
Pairing: Castiel/Sam Winchester Rating: Mature | Word Count: 8,718
Tags: Protective Castiel, Emotionally Hurt Sam, Prophetic Dreams, Time Travel, Castiel's True Form, Natural Disasters, Mt St Helens 1980 Eruption, Visions, Researching Sam, Protective Dean, Naked Sun Bathing, Castiel Helps Sam To Get Dean An Awesome Gift, Canon-Typical Violence, Sam Rescues Castiel, Top/Bottom Versatile Sam, Top/Bottom Versatile Castiel, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Comfort, Happy Ending, Written for the Sam/Cas Big Bang 2025-2026, Original
Summary: Castiel had gone missing. Yet again. But this time felt different to Sam. Mostly because of the vivid and wildly disturbing dreams that had been haunting him for weeks. The dreams felt almost prophetic in their intensity, and Castiel kept appearing to Sam, trying to give him clues as to how he might be able to rescue the wayward angel. All Sam needed to save the day was a little Latin, a touch of time travel, and the faith of his convictions. Oh, and to try to not look guilty as hell whenever Mt. St. Helens might get mentioned.
Fic Summary: A few months after losing his brother in the barn, Sam reunites with Castiel. Trouble arises when Sam is abducted and cursed to have an insatiable desire for Castiel's angel blood. Sam fears attacking Castiel to drink his blood. Cas is desperate to help him no matter the cost. Rowena's idea for a cure is getting good magic from another world. She gives them an easy target– a dying good witch named Chris Halliwell. Not wanting anyone else to die, Sam stops Cas from stealing Chris’s magic and demands Cas save him. With Jack's god power at his disposal, Cas heals an otherwise fatal injury. While in Chris's childhood home, Halliwell manor, they have three hours to remove Sam's curse. But death stalks the witch and forces delays in finishing the countercurse spell. Their time in this other world takes them to the manor's attic where an eerily empty playpen remains after a recent kidnapping down to the basement where an evil shadowy creature resides and lastly, a demon's underground lair where death lingers. It doesn't help that Sam and Cas also must sort out their feelings for each other following Castiel's love confession to Dean. Can Sam be freed from the curse before time runs out?
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Agents of Trauma
Author: @jupiterinkwell-blog
Artist: @leporidaee
Rating: Mature
Pairings: Sam Winchester/Castiel, Tyson Brady/Sam Winchester
Additional Tags: Violence, drug use, non-consensual drug use, angst, FBI, AU, Hurt Sam Winchester, Autistic Castiel
Fic Summary: Agent Sam Winchester is one of the best in his field. He proves every day that he can still do his job even after past traumas. With his brother as his partner, he's on the case of the murders of an organization called the angels, but things get complicated when Castiel Novak is brought in as a private consultant. Sam hates him at first, but they soon find they have more in common than he thinks.
Additional Tags: Dragons eating prey, blood, Supportive Dean Winchester, John Winchester's A+ Parenting, Homophobic John Winchester, dragon-rider!Sam, dragon-rider!Cas, Dragon!Ruby, Dragon!Meg, Dragons eating prey, blood
Fic Summary: Loosely based on Anne McCaffery’s Dragons of Pern series. Sam is the son of John Winchester, Lord of Winchester Hold. He’s been obsessed with dragon riders his entire life, and wants nothing more than to join their ranks. His father thinks this is a waste of his son’s abilities, when he should be learning more about helping his brother run the Hold. So when dragon rider Gabriel comes to Winchester Hold to search for possible dragon riders, John does everything in his power to keep Sam away from the rider. Despite John’s best efforts, Sam manages to catch the rider’s attention and is swept off to the dragon weyr, where he finds himself way out of his element. Particularly when he meets Gabriel’s nephew…
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Additional Tags: Dragons eating prey, blood, Supportive Dean Winchester, John Winchester's A+ Parenting, Homophobic John Winchester, dragon-rider!Sam, dragon-rider!Cas, Dragon!Ruby, Dragon!Meg, Dragons eating prey, blood
Fic Summary: Loosely based on Anne McCaffery’s Dragons of Pern series. Sam is the son of John Winchester, Lord of Winchester Hold. He’s been obsessed with dragon riders his entire life, and wants nothing more than to join their ranks. His father thinks this is a waste of his son’s abilities, when he should be learning more about helping his brother run the Hold. So when dragon rider Gabriel comes to Winchester Hold to search for possible dragon riders, John does everything in his power to keep Sam away from the rider. Despite John’s best efforts, Sam manages to catch the rider’s attention and is swept off to the dragon weyr, where he finds himself way out of his element. Particularly when he meets Gabriel’s nephew…
Additional Tags: Dragons eating prey, blood, Supportive Dean Winchester, John Winchester's A+ Parenting, Homophobic John Winchester, dragon-rider!Sam, dragon-rider!Cas, Dragon!Ruby, Dragon!Meg, Dragons eating prey, blood
Fic Summary: Loosely based on Anne McCaffery’s Dragons of Pern series. Sam is the son of John Winchester, Lord of Winchester Hold. He’s been obsessed with dragon riders his entire life, and wants nothing more than to join their ranks. His father thinks this is a waste of his son’s abilities, when he should be learning more about helping his brother run the Hold. So when dragon rider Gabriel comes to Winchester Hold to search for possible dragon riders, John does everything in his power to keep Sam away from the rider. Despite John’s best efforts, Sam manages to catch the rider’s attention and is swept off to the dragon weyr, where he finds himself way out of his element. Particularly when he meets Gabriel’s nephew…
Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It’s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.
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At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.
Man behind me having unhinged phone conversation. There is an internationally famous dairy in the area I was visiting and he was commissioned by the lady on the other end of the phone to collect specific cheeses from there. The lady is very high strung about the type and condition of the cheese.
The man does not know from cheese. The man "ain't never seen no cheese but orange before" and "I showed ya list to the cheese lady so if it's wrong it's her fault ok?"
I am 80% sure she sent him there for a really specific bleu cheese, 40% sure he does not have the very specific bleu cheese, and 100% sure he's done with her shit.
Our flight is delayed.
He does not have the cheeses in a cooler, just a regular backpack.
I need to emphasize that there is no cooler bag in the backpack. He has Jansport backpack that is jam-packed with cheeses. There is apparently $405 dollars worth of cheeses in that backpack, which I know because he has been trying to get the lady to venmo him the expense, which she has failed to do. It is unclear whether his relation to the lady is romantic, familial or what, but I'm leaning towards "what".
Two more people have joined us. One is a very elegant man with a perfect manicure in a tailored business suit, the other is a neon-haired person of indeterminate gender wearing a fox kirigumi. The Shiba Inu has been staring at the latter for three minutes now.
Cheese man has been demanding payment because apparently he went like six hours out of his way and paid with his own money and between the cheese and price of gas, he is pretty sure he does not have enough money in his account for an Uber home.
The lady is FLABBERGASTED that he is demanding payment at all, as she was under the impression he was doing this for her out of the goodness of his heart.
He's not having it. He's insisting she told him she would pay him back- he would have gotten her maybe one cheese somewhere closer to his business in the area out of love, but he went out of his way because she agreed to pay him costs+ extra to cover it.
"YOU ALWAYS DO THIS! YOU ALWAYS DO THIS AND I FALL FOR IT EVERY TIME! NO! NO! FUCK YOU! IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA PAY ME, YOU DON'T GET FANCY CHEESE."
"OR ELSE WHAT?"
"I'm gonna-? THE BABY SHOWER? MONICA CAN'T EVEN HAVE THIS CHEESE SHE'S PREGNANT!"
"The cheese lady asked if it was for someone because the mushrooms or whatever in the cheese are dangerous for the baby or something?? You wanna poison Monica?"
"WHY WOULD I LIE ABOUT THAT?"
"YEAH OF COURSE I GOT THE CHEESE, THATS WHY I DON'T GOT MONEY FOR UBER!"
"YEAH, GO TELL! GO TELL MOMMA I STOPPED YOUR STUPID ASS FROM KILLING MONICA OR THE BABY! FUCK!"
*hangs up phone*
*head in hands, borderline hyperventilating*
The man in the three piece suit is in the chair next to him. He waits a moment, then reaches into his carryon and pulls out an entire bottle of wine with the TSA pre check sticker on it, and taps cheese guy on the shoulder.
"If your friend doesn't want it, would you be amenable to having it right now?"
1. This is some fucking great Camembert. I have compensated cheese guy accordingly. So have like six other people. He's recouped like half his losses.
2. Cheese guy is crying a little about the cash and opening up about his problems. The cheese lady is his younger sister. Suit guy is being very generous with his Pinot Blanc. We are having a picnic/improv family therapy session.
3. This is apparently the latest in a long string of his sister asking for something and then flaking when he asks to be paid back. Started with paying him back only some of what he was owed, then claiming something she paid for him was of equal value when it was not, then recently telling him his memory is wrong and he said it was a gift or that he'd do it for free.
"Yeah, the specific thing of trying to convince you your memory is unreliable is called gaslighting and it's really fucked up." I say
"yeeeeah. The other stuff I forgave because she's never really had a good job so she can't pay me back all the time but at least she was making an effort y'know? But that was. That was over the line."
"If you haven't already, check on the rest of your family's finances. My brother started trying to gaslight everyone when he started stealing from our parents." Says Pinot Blanc.
4. Shiba Inu Lady has purchased a cheddar. Apparently, the dog's name is Donut, and he's her service dog because she's severely visually impaired.
"Oh, he's a guide dog?" Asks cheese guy.
"oh, no." She laughs. "He's too short, and the way my eyes are, it's easier for me to navigate with a cane. No, the problem I have is that some morally impaired people see the cane and think they can get away with stealing my bag or assaulting me because I wouldn't be able to give a description- which is wrong, but rather than deal with that I got Donut, and he helps me by howling at anyone who gets in my personal space and biting anyone who grabs me!"
"Uh." Says Kirigumi. "He's been staring at me do I need to back up or..?"
"Ohdear! No, no- He wasn't looking at you! He loves cheese but he knows he's not supposed to beg so he decided the way to deal with something he wants but can't have is to stare in the other direction."
"OKAY!" Says Kirigumi. "I'm wearing fox pajamas and thought like. He thought I was another dog or something."
"No, no- he doesn't care about dogs, and you get a warning before he goes for the calves. Very helpful, when I was living in Italy!"
"Oh what part? I have family in Tuscany." Says Pinot.
"Does he want a cheese? There is still so much cheese." Says cheese guy.
1. Cheese guy has sold all but two or three cheeses that he an Pinot are going to eat on the flight.
2. I know they're planning to continue because Pinot talked to the gate agent so he and cheese guy can sit together and talk about family drama and cheese.
3. Pinot has been teaching him about different types of cheese and how to enjoy them.
4. Cheese guy apparently repairs computers and other technology devices for a living and is currently doing the software version of scraping barnacles and other crap off Pinot'macbook.
5. Pinot is now convinced that cheese guy is the smartest and most interesting man in the world.
Ok so the Wifi wasn't working on the plane (also like, nonstop turbulence) and also they got seated in a different row from me, but:
Now that I've heard the word aloud, and they are an astrophysicist. Who correctly believes in being comfy as fuck on planes. They are also familar with the concept of a meet-cute and is rooting for them too.
Got to walk the nice lady and her Tactical Assault Shiba to her next gate because it was on the way out and talk for a bit. Donut is called that not because he is the color of a Donut (which he is) but because he likes to sleep curled up in a perfect circle. He has a sister who does the same thing named Bagel.
Lost track of Pinot and Cheeseguy for a bit but when I saw them again at Baggage claim, Cheeseguy was holding both their jackets, and Pinot was on the phone to his hotel about "Well do you have any rooms with TWO beds?". The rest of the call indicated that yes, there were rooms with two beds, but Readers, I Had A Moment.
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