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you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”

Oops! …I Did It Again (Disappeared Under Mysterious Circumstances and Returned Physically Intact but Intrinsically Altered by a Terrible Journey Through the Other-World)

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

Ok but imagine Grace having to sneak out of the dome to meet up with the Eridian scientists bc Rocky doesn’t approve of them experimenting on Grace? He keeps trying to herd Grace back to his dome like a feral cat and Grace just keeps slipping out. He figures out how to communicate without Rocky knowing and they stealth arrange experiments. When they get found out, Grace has to page them “Rocky knows! SCATTER!” Bc Rocky goes sprinting out of the dome and makes it to the lab in 5 minutes flat. A thrum is held where it’s agreed they can only do experiments with Rocky’s approval

If Thrawn and Tarkin would have interacted more do you think they would've liked one another or do you think they would've started getting weird about it. Do you think they would've started playing homoerotic cat and mouse games we can't even conceptualize. Do you think- [I am forcibly dragged off stage]