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unpretty

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

unpretty

yes

however we recently got her a new ceramic fountain that better suits her aesthetic

and her own fainting couch

but she still prefers a good lap whenever possible

flawlessglamazon

burning-mind

@unpretty what is Ms. Tubby’s full name if it is not Tubby?

Tubbitha

reblog for Tubbitha

a princess.

It’s so fucking weird to see Tubby on my dash from just like a random unrelated blog I follow. That’s just my best friends’ cat. I commissioned a plate painted with her likeness.

ladyvaderpixetc

…how is this going around without a pic of the plate? I NEEEEEED it 🥺

Spotted on Facebook, all credit to the artist and La iglesia de GHOST shitpost y más

#the band ghost #shitpost #ghost fanart

herpsandbirds

siquetumismo

turntoturnover-deactivated20250

oh my fuckning

iopele

UNMUTE THIS

luckiestcloverx

I’m at a cafe and I started crying because I had to contain my laughter at how stupidly funny this is

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cypric-rat-hyperfixation

wertercatt

*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*

cypric-rat-hyperfixation

the-true-pink-ninja

*presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the bu-

oldblogbones-deactivated2022020

moved-2-sillyfunny

*Just barely pushes down the button for a very short amount of time*

grelliam

takemebacktomeliora

pushes button while metal music is playing

wait

lets-steal-an-archive

ALT

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https://archive.org/details/vhsinstructionals

Instructional and Educational VHS Tapes : Free Movies : Free Download, Borrow and Streaming : Internet Archive

berlynn-wohl

me browsing this folder: omg omG I don’t know which one I’m more excited to watch, this Frontline episode from 1992 or this NOVA episode from 1984!!!

the NSA agent who can hear everything through my phone:

digital-magus

Yes… YES! fucking hell I LOVE this! Give them all to me!!

roach-works

IMMEDIATELY hit gold, thank you OP, i am respectfully stripping for you (1987)

roach-works

vinceaddams

Yay, 11 results for sewing! I’m interested to see what Nancy has to show us about embroidering with a free motion foot.

Edit: Ooh, 61 results for sewing in the VHS vault collection.

kawuli

this is incredible

blumineck

Be yourself as best you can whenever you can.

captainhaterade

Found this on instagram and now I’m gonna be singing it all day:

(@thepacificpals on insta)

bannock-and-biopolitics-deactiv

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

curlicuecal

oh shit my laundry

mishafletcher

reblog to save someone’s laundry

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lesbianperpetua

ugh secondo ghost imma let you finish but 'waiting for the night' as a duet between these two is the goat

cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

sailed-0ut

Please don’t hesitate

imhellafit-personal-deactivated

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

shysweetthing

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99.

Go. Do it.

capriciousarsonist

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

blumineck

The Odyssey if the suitors were competent…

Go Check out Neet- she’s awesome (her socials are at the bottom of the linked page if you want to see some of the training videos for this and other silliness)

musashi

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

musashi

So, Cheeseburger died on November 21st after an unfairly short battle with an unfairly rare cancer that is rarely seen in cats. I only got to spend a month with him after his diagnosis, and losing him has been the greatest heartbreak of my entire life so far. He was my best friend and my soul cat, and he was there for me when I was completely alone, for twelve long years.

I made this transparent PNG the night he died in preparation for one of the many ways I was going to memorialize him--a surface rug in his likeness that I planned on laying directly in the line of his favourite sunbeam. And I uploaded that PNG here, because this is the website where people post their cats.

I was not expecting the reception I got. Many people have pointed out that this post has more reblogs than likes, and how insane that is in 2025 when reblog culture is at an all time low. I didn't even talk about the fact that Burger passed away in the original post, it wasn't a tearjerker reblog bait or anything like that. People just loved Burger that much, in the same way I fell in love with him at first sight. He was such an ugly kitten.

Anyways, it's really special to me that so many people have reblogged my best friend. I made this PNG to memorialize him in a completely different way, and you all wound up doing just that in ways I never even imagined.

Thank you. Wherever he is, I know the sun is shining.

tortagnamgnam

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

unclebabie

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

cutedemonbabe

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

julstudies

lol guys

lawfullystudying

Just taking a chance…

prettylilcocoapuff

Don’t wanna risk it

romanreignsgf

chances

beckyann6879

Look, I need some breakthroughs tonight, people. I need all the damn luck I can get!!

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starlightxraven

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

appalachian-werewolf

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

mrsjdavis

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

newbarktownalumni

shamebats

Cats getting caught doing crimes

flipocrite

it takes quite a bit of social intelligence for a creature to understand:

I know what I am doing is wrong

I know there is an activity that looks similar that is not wrong

If I am quick I can plausibly pass one off as the other

gingerhastoomanyobsessions

these cats are displaying remarkable theory of mind skills by not only registering that the humans can perceive them but actively trying to manipulate that perception! that requires one to be aware that other individuals have complicated interior thoughts of their own, to know that those thoughts are not always based on truth, and to quickly decide on the best possible “lie” for the situation. this is why I despise animal intelligence tasks based on obedience— some of the most clever moments stem from intelligent disobedience.

concretechrysalis

Cats practicing their anarchist calisthenics

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