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@mainponcho - From the Year 1987 - they/them pronouns - Queer AuDHD Fat Tired Hot Mess - Against Censorship - Asks Open - More Info Under the Cut!
Married to @ominouslatinchanting (IRL even! For for years and years! I'm so lucky)
Multifandom Personal Blog, Current Obsession: Ghost
⚠️This blog is 18+ and not minor-friendly⚠️
Hello Friends I am Here and I Believe In You.
I'll answer to Bard or Poncho.
About Me:
-Same Age as Never Gonna Give You Up By Rick Astley
- Demographic Shit Out of the Way: East Coast USA, white, disabled, demisexual panromantic androgyne (the both halves of the binary flavor of non binary) with gender fluidity. Or, when speaking to a rando on the street "I'm bi and trans, please don't call me she". Lifelong fat ass and unrepentant about it. AuDHD . Fun grab bag of trauma related mental illness. Chronically ill. Eclectic DIY pagan witch.
-Unemployed, was trying to be a writer or an academic before the burnout crushed me. I have a bachelor's degree in English and a mountain of student debt to show for it
-I have existed on tumblr before! From 2011-2016ish, I was the blog known mostly as queen0fcups and then later after gender figuring out prince0froses. If you remember me from that time, no you don't lmao. I cringe at the thought (that's commentary about past me not y'all). I was briefly bardthewitch on witchblr in 2016.
-Happily Married, been together since 2006! Occasionally polyamorous but not remotely currently looking and might never be again.
About the Blog:
-DNI: Minors, Antis, TERFs and other flavors of bigot. I am ship and let ship, art and let art, live and let live, and I enforce with the block button. I support people's right to enjoy whatever the fuck they want if it's not hurting anyone in real actual life. I'm not responsible if your innocent eyes ignore all this and see something you don't like.
-When I say multifandom and personal I mean it! I appreciate if you have followed me for the Current Thing and I love you. It may not always be the Thing.
-I do my best to tag fandoms for your filters. I believe in everyone's right to curate their own experience.
-To keep the ecosystem in balance, I usually queue posts that aren't about the current obsession. This often results in me getting jumpscared by things I forgot I queued since it slows 'em to a drip. I don't use a queue tag.
-Stuff about my life or feelings is tagged #poncho personal
Interests:
-Bands: Ghost, Voiceplay (and Geoff Castellucci solo work), Sonata Arctica, Pre-2012 Nightwish (and Tarja and Anette Olzon solo work), Kamelot, Rammstein, Amberian Dawn, Dark Sarah, Thomas Winkler era Gloryhammer, Powerwolf, Bon Jovi, Depeche Mode, HIM, Sting (and the Police), OCT, Google Translate Sings, a smattering of many others (music is love music is life)
-Games: Skyrim, Fallout 4, Stardew Valley, Moonstone Island, Guild Wars 2, ACNH, Hades, Sunless Sea, Fable the Lost Chapters and Fable 2, Pokemon, Dragon Age, Slay the Spire, the Sims, Civilization 6
-Multimedia Franchises: Star Wars, The Lord of the Rings, Star Trek (TOS orig and TNG), Harry Potter (not active money giving consumption, fuck JKR. I'm a trans millennial who was ten when the book came out. As part of the injured demographic I have a right to keep caring about the works that influenced me young). DC Comics, Early MCU, assorted musical theater productions and their adaptations, Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, the Aubreyad, ASOIAF.
-Movies: Hot Fuzz, Amelie, Ocean's Eleven (remakes), Man From UNCLE (Guy Ritchie film), Marx Brothers comedies (I grew up in front of Turner Classic Movies), the Desperado Trilogy by Robert Rodriguez, Goldeneye
-Shows: Dropout.tv content (MSN, GC primarily), Batman the Animated Series, The Clone Wars, Jeeves and Wooster, QI, Would I Lie to You, Whose Line Is It Anyway, early Supernatural, WWE (not current). Behind the Bastards, Knowledge Fight, Weird Little Guys, Beach Too Sandy Water Too Wet, early And That's Why We Drink, early Ridiculous Crime, Batrankings, the Aaron Mahnke suite of podcasts. DBZ Abridged, BuzzFeed Unsolved, Without a Recipe, Puppet History, Homestar Runner
-Hobbies: Witchcraft when it's not a religion, Tarot, D&D, reading and rarely writing fanfiction, playing the guitar badly, doing hand embroidery just as badly, blowing bubbles outside when the weather is nice, coloring, adding to my patch jacket, weird one off crafting (there was a papercraft era, a beading era, a crochet era, never sticks), shooting the shit on discord with my people
Where To Find Me Other Places:
-If you see someone called androgynebard, amethystmanifesto, bardthewitch, or BardofForja on a site or service, there's a solid chance that's me. queen0fcups or prince0froses or valentinojustforyou has a chance of being a very out of date me.
- With one exception, no links will be provided because I'm a cagey fuck and tumblr is its own isolated ecosystem and I kinda like that. The above disclosure is for transparency - so if you see a photo on, say, reddit or something and go "hey, I saw that on tumblr too!" you don't think I stole it or some shit.
-Here's the exception: my current Ao3 Account! I write at the speed of a particularly tired tortoise with asthma who occasionally gets a firecracker taped to its shell so um. Good luck.
Closing Thoughts:
If you read this far, gosh I appreciate you.






















