Nothing matters! Nothing has any consequence!

love when the mutual falls for the mutual bait. yes that post was for you. yes it was about our lil guy. thanks for falling for it. I love you

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

I miss when it was “that’s photoshopped” instead of “that’s ai”

Growers

I’m bringing this bad pun into the light as it were because it made me laugh

@ladyoftheteaandblood thought of you the moment I saw this

@suotar I would think of me too, and @inkededucatednnerdy @tsuntsunfangirl @nuggsmum

Home just in time for A N T I Q U E S R O A D S H O W !

Imagine driving in 1915 Paris with a fuckin gargoyle on your Peugeot lol

Cargoyle

They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.

They used to be as tall as the Himalayas.

Okay but are they older or younger than sharks?

makes sense when you know that life is old there, older than the trees, younger than the mountains....

HEY CAN EVERYONE TELL SHEILA THAT THIS IS NOT AN OVERREACTION AND THAT THIS IS INSANE AND YOU NEED TO LEAVE HIM YESTERDAY

GIRL, DUMP HIM

GIRL KILL HIM

I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event