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hyrude

yo-its-matt

Imagine jigsaw bringing the current torture puzzle to a screeching halt to announce over the PA system: “oh my god guys they got the pentagon!!”

avalynramsaygames

If Saw was made pre-9/11 then it would just be an amusing coincidence but it’s a *2004* film which means somebody on set either thought it would be hilarious that 9/11 was the next day OR they thought it would be terribly tragic, and I don’t know which possibility is funnier.

alexanderwales

There used to be a plotline that goes something like "you're the best gamer in the world, and game was really just a covert training and recruitment tool, so now you're going to use those skills to fight aliens or whatever". It's more or less gone away, one of those speculative fiction tropes that did not stand the test of time.

I think it's a great premise though, and should start being applied to other hobbies.

"Ma'am, this regional knitting competition was actually a covert operation to find someone to run this machine of the elder gods we found buried in the desert."

"Congratulations on your silver play button, you are hereby inducted into the Paranormal Defense Force, a subsidiary of Youtube and a branch of the United States military."

"Welcome to the Olympic village. If you've made it this far, you're hereby recruited into the international super soldier program, fighting our enemies at the edge of the Crab Nebula."

eldritchwyrm

the fun part is this did actually happen in real life once. during WWII, several british women solved a crossword really well and subsequently discovered they'd been recruited as cryptographers.

pitchburgh

saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"

nature is healing

augustdementhe

FUCK YEAH.

mo-ok

my important collection

mo-ok

:)

cina-full-moon-xanadium

tsukinoinaba

failure-to-adult

You might even say that makes you

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Satan: WE'RE NOT PAYING TO HEAT THE WHOLE YARD, AT LEAST CLOSE THE IRON GATE ON YOUR WAY OUT

nitpickspot

His inability to hold onto these henshin heroes is gonna come up on his next performance review

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

"Get your Hazbin Hotel looking ass in here and explain to me why the fuck you can't stop the Power Rangers from escaping the lake of fire every other week"

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hydrattan

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

chronic-art

I've been thinking about June Egbert and the title page poem. It makes me emotional. This kinda kicked my ass but I think I'll like it once I stop looking at it for a minute

podcastwizard

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

podcastwizard

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

iwilltryalittlearter

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iwilltryalittlearter

I can’t believe this got to 20k notes. Is there something about this that resonates with people on some level?

jolly-ob-saint-nixilis

Round

pokemon

round

woman-becomer

the basepower of Round has increased to 120

fictionalgod

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cerastes

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

cerastes

This sux00rz…

elajolotesalmon64

I liked this one

artsyrean

Caines musical number except scratch forgot to put in any music data

funnypages

I love how everyone is freaking out

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

(Sonic the Hedgehog voice) That's NO GOOD!

sarostheghostcat

minecraft monsters are so fucking funny weve got

zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons

skeletons. inexplicably they carry bows.

spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)

walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats

three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport

really sad ghost

zombies 2: underwater edition

spiders again but now they poison you

fish that kills you with a mind beam

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