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One of the funniest fucking phenomena is straight women deadass making instructional videos for straight men on how to set up their dating app profiles to actually be appealing, because women are actually looking through and considering each aspect of the profile. And then the comments section just outright filled with "well that's wrong, no one actually looks at the profiles other than the basic info, I know I've literally never scrolled down further than that" and it's like dude. DUDE.

I hate the videoification of everything. If I have to hear one more video of someone speaking closely into their shitty mic and I have to have all their yucky wet mouth noises and plosives and nose whistles and throat clearings and sniffles I am going to dig a vertical hole the exact dimensions of my body and I’m going to slither in head first

as someone with misophonia, the widespread popularization of asmr audio editing + people that are being pushed to make video content with no formal training and have no idea how to edit their audio (ex college professors, average joe tiktokers, etc) is literally my nightmare scenario. this is hell I am in hell

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

Don't do this

Alright now I’m curious

Don't do this

Roko's Basilisk is bullshit but I entirely believe in this specific infohazard

I love how Tumblr can agree on absolutely nothing except that you should not do this

he's unironically 100% correct and i will hear nothing against him

sure, The Character is assigned male and regularly thinks about becoming a girl and might even mention getting a sex change or taking hormones but also this is a man who is sort of skinny so clearly a transmasc reading is equally valid right

when you transition you don't just stop there. assigned genders are limited but chosen genders come with tiers, skill trees & that kind of thing. when you get that feeling like, "what now?" you just keep going boss. you're not Just A Girl for the rest of your life now. what if you wanted to be a Girl 2? or a Super Girl? what if you wanted to be a Dragon Girl. don't you want to be a Dragon Girl? oh you already are one?? well that's not the end of the road yet either. New Gender Plus

Imagine jigsaw bringing the current torture puzzle to a screeching halt to announce over the PA system: “oh my god guys they got the pentagon!!”

If Saw was made pre-9/11 then it would just be an amusing coincidence but it’s a *2004* film which means somebody on set either thought it would be hilarious that 9/11 was the next day OR they thought it would be terribly tragic, and I don’t know which possibility is funnier.