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nothing more sobering than realizing you'd been assuming a cover of a song was the original...like oh phew if the wrong person found out about that i couldve been killed

we have to be silly together it’s an imperative i can’t do this alone

*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list

Oh, excuse me... I have a missed call from my beautiful wife, Spam Risk.

Embracing my demons. French kissing them. Might fuck them.

White vegan types who shit their pants and cry and throw up about a prey animal being killed for food/hide/etc and then love plastic and slave labor are maybe some of the stupidest bitches on earth sorry

"I won't eat honey because it exploits the bees :(" & where did your quinoa come from

Uh oh girls I got the pleather fandom after me for this one

honestly i’ve stopped caring if media is good. all that matters is that Me, The Most Important Person, is having a good time.

EVERY actor is problematic why would you seek wisdom and moral guidance in a hollywood actor are you insane

more rich people should fight on live tv for my entertainment

ethical clothing brands be like. our garments are made from ethicel microplastics by 100% WOMEN in asia

I love carbs I love pasta and bread and potatoes what would like Be without carbs

Dance like nobody's watching, shoplift like nobody's watching, comit arson like nobody's watching, sabotage police vehicles like nobody's watching, destroy cctv cameras like

hot girl shit