there is no secret ingredient.

the fact that puss didn’t realize that death was, you know, death until the fourth time he saw him when death had to literally spell it out for him. like my mans really thought it was just some weirdo bounty hunter obsessed with death motifs and metaphors and whanot who somehow managed to drive him into a blind panic with his mere presence. orange cat behaviour.

I love how it’s implied that milk is an alcohol in the Shrek universe. Puss in Boots was getting TRASHED in front of our very eyes. The Licker of Leche drank himself into jumping from a tower. Leche is DANGEROUS. Are there any anti-leche campaigns? Does a recording of the Fairy Godmother saying “remember to hold your friends back when leche is served during the holidays!!” exist somewhere or