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I think I gotta reblog this every time I see it because everyone needs to know!!

Lmfaoo i hate this more than I could ever love anything

the human stress response seems so maladaptive!

To be fair 99% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediately conclusive scenarios than the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.

very very slow tigers are chasing me

not to leave a serious comment on a silly post but one of the best pieces of advice I ever got about stress was to SLEEP but secondly, when overwhelmed, lay in a bed and intentionally hold all your muscles clenched. clench EVERYTHING. hold it for a few seconds, then let go. It tricks your animal fight-or-flight monkey brain into thinking it had, and won, a fight, and some of the stress response will leave you

#turn a slow tiger into a fast tiger with this fucked up trick

enrichment speedrun

this is what an ally looks like

they’re officiating their weddings

why is this drawn in the family guy style

not to be a misogynist doctor from the 1800s but i’m pretty sure my uterus is moving around my body, biting my other organs, and also is possessed by the devil

im gonna fucking die it actually uses the word polycule. clickholes on the pulse of modern culture

SOMEBODY SAID IT

you see i have this problem, when there’s no homoerotic subtext i become illiterate

This is modern poetry

you want my hot take for the evening? people who dont like complainers just havent been exposed to good complaining, and will never know if they themselves have an inborn talent for the art of kvetching

yall ever reread some shit u wrote and ur like …. damn this bitch can write. shes got some words in her