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this is like a renaissance painting
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hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man
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ilya + shane + beds + wide shots

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so grace is probably alarming to most eridians at first because he's a lanky wet alien with too few limbs, yes--but what if he ends up being terrifying in a sort of divine way instead of a repulsive one?
like. a creature that perceives the intangible? a creature that walks with thin permeable membranes bared to the air, whose blood contains elixir that can destroy pathogens without heat? a creature that is impossibly fragile yet resilient? a creature that breathes potently flammable gas to survive? a creature that is loud all over and speaks in a strange and frightening monotone, who thought it would die for you? who gave up its home in the heavens for you without meeting you first, whose first words to your people were probably something along the lines of We saved your star. It's gonna be okay. Don't be afraid.
grace is such an interesting bundle of contradictions! he breathes an incredibly flammable gas because he lives at such a cold temperature the gas can't ignite except he burns it very slowly inside the delicate gauzy cage of his body. his meat is basically a delicate water-and-protein foam because he lives in a very tiny fraction of normal atmospheric pressure. his planet has almost no air, no atmosphere. they're so gauzy, so frail, living underneath a whisker-fine sky, that to get to space in a couple seconds by exploding towards it. they can't build a space elevator because all their materials are just various attempts to do anything whatsoever with shitty frozen metals and various hydrocarbon meshes. their spaceship is a tiny refrigerator, the most expensive thing they ever built, and controled by a impossibly complex calculation engine they knitted out of silicates. it contains all human knowledge, if it doesn't catch on fire.
they knew that space was there because they can perceive it directly. it's literally right overhead all the time for their entire evolution. they know the faces of thousands, millions of stars, as soon as they tip their faces up. eridani is a name from two thousand years ago. all their stars have been named and known and watched and sung about for longer than any individual human civilization. they have always known the eridian star was there.
they live to be seventy.
War.
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something empowering about connor's breasts...they look so much like the type of tit that people would call indecent if he was fem presenting but he's just allowed to have em out anyway....wait now i'm thinking abt longhair connor walkin around w his tits out.....do u think anyone ever thought she was a boobily breasting blonde....the euphoria...
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the way shane’s brand deals and ad campaigns made him much more recognizable to non-hockey fans, jeopardizing his ability to have much of a sex life apart from ilya, while also ensuring that ilya was taunted by images of him year-round…the way shane spent the my moon my man montage getting more famous and more awarded and more celebrated and, simultaneously, more and more ilya’s
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kiri's guide to posting on ao3: the main text
hiii guys. for pretty much no reason I decided to write up a… guide, of sorts? talking about how I post on ao3. my credentials in this game is that I’ve posted on ao3 since 2016… and that’s it. I am truly not an expert here, and I’m not even going to say that my methods or thoughts are correct… it’s just what I do. nonetheless, I thought it would be fun to share, and honestly sometimes when I post fic it feels like I’ve forgotten how I’m supposed to post anything, so this is kind of a guide for myself, more than anything. this is going to be tentatively 4-5 separate posts: this one, as the title suggests, discusses stuff regarding the actual main text, i.e. the actual body of the fic, and the other sections are going to be about different aspects of metatext (titles, tags, summary, etc.)
okay. all that said, let’s go under the cut to talk more!
you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life
New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.
“The manager gives me a smile ‘cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been coming to see” also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.
this makes too much sense. Also, the full quote is “Now John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. But there’s someplace that he’d rather be” Yes, your bed, he wants to be on your bed honey, that’s not a joke, he is flirting with you.
Lighting another man’s cigarette is some old-school gay cruising.
Billy Joel actually addressed this interpretation!
You know, good on him for just rolling with it.

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Obsessed with Ilya struggling to straddle Shane for a second bc Shane's first instinct after being pushed onto a bed is to spread his legs
we need to discuss how in tampa shane hollander went to the pool just to lay on his deck chair and ogle ilya. this is shane hollander we're talking about. in february of a season. he's not even conceivably swimming laps or something he's literally just there to ogle. hedonist
My question is, how did he know Ilya would be down there at that particular time. It could have been a coincidence. Or, did Ilya hang around on the other side of the bar while Shane circulated and then brush past him on the way out, whispering "one p.m., I may go to the pool".
Or did he follow him from a distance and casually catch up with him in the lobby by the elevators, Shane's heart pounding with the question of 'What if he follows me to my room. What if I just follow him to his?' But Ilya just says under his breath, "I am thinking of going for a swim in one hour. Did you bring bathing suit?" He did, and he has to quickly rub one out in his room before he goes down there because anytime they've ever talked for as long as they talked at the bar was directly adjacent to sex so good it was religious experience. His body is fully pavloved (and in love, his body fell in love at first sight and the rest of him was not far behind, he can admit that now).
Or did Ilya text him a picture of the pool, from a lounge chair, his feet and hair shins visible at the bottom of the frame and Shane knows they are his a) from context clues and b) he has sucked on those toes and the humiliating heat of the memory melts him. Ilya didn't even ask for it, they were just there one time when they were immediately post coital and collapsed tangled awkwardly on the sheets and Shane was glassy and limp and non-verbal from three orgasms but still needed a part of Ilya inside him so he nuzzled his way over blindly like some fresh pup and suckled, which drew a delighted chuckle out of Ilya, then a moan, then a summons to Ilya's tits where Shane kept sucking and the things Ilya said next turned over a rock in Shane's libido, and the things that crawled out then, Shane hasn't had the guts to look at since.
But maybe, he thinks as he washes his hands and squares his face in the mirror. Maybe one day soon if they don't fuck this up.