such a loveable lamb (to me)

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

*goes back to jerkin it*

in the world where Ross Landry has pulled an Elliott Page and transitioned in his 30s, he’s obviously still best friends with Shane, but I do think Ilya would be suddenly jealous all over again over this friendship

grow out your happy trail bisexual twenty five year old it’s fanservice time

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

ilya “you got games on your phone” rozanov

shane has never downloaded games on his phone before ilya. now they are at the airport lounge and he has angry birds downloaded because ilya refuses to play angry birds on his own phone. "your phone is better," ilya insists, even though they have the same iphone 17 plus. he likes that shane's full undivided attention is on him because he doesn't have his phone as a distraction. he likes that shane is watching him play. to ilya, this is a couple activity.

conçois feels like a distant memory at this point like i sincerely hope he was fucking that old— [remembers some of my mutuals are around françois' age] Age appropriate— [remembers there's nothing wrong with the natural process of aging] old man