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like there are hyper specific brand deals with players. like they had a mcdonald's meal for different players. you could get a custom car from a ford dealership that had a player's number and name. they do autograph signings and there is a line around the block in cold canadian weather.

their practice rink is in another town and people will wait outside to get autographs. i am not exaggerating. when the team moved from the forum to the bell centre everything was auctioned off. like seat and scoreboard. you could pay to have a brick with your name get put in to the new arena construction.

there was remembrance when the widow of a montreal hockey legend passed. she was always at the games

that's just not realistic especially if you go four rounds of seven games of blood, sweat and tears THREE TIMES

also, the fucking management would be creaming themselves to keep shane hollander fucking happy

the suspension of disbelief of him and ilya going to ottawa is also hilariously not understanding montreal hockey or even ottawa hockey. like fucking toronto would have sniped them before ottawa could scramble enough money and sense to sign those boys

also not understanding the fucking bettman curse of it all that a canadian fucking team has not had the cup since 1993. like any canadian team would have been shane hollander, we love you and you can be gay and commit crimes for all we care just keep getting that sweet sweet cup

also MONTREAL WOULD NEVER DO THAT

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