oh, there's a paywall...

if we’ve been mutuals over a year we’re cousins

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

your url shows what you want most in life

you can make most fandom drama disappear with this one cool trick

GET THE FUCK OFF TWITTER

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

It’s just me and my stupid clit against the fucking world

the final rule of being a sports fan is BELIEVE IN MIRACLES

a man with brown eyes has me acting foolish