oh, there's a paywall...

i know no one else has ever felt like this before, but i will be brave and speak my truth. i want to have lesbian sex

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

i wish i could reblog all the i hate sex posts because they’re terribly funny but unfortunately it’s just not true. i don’t hate sex. i’m literally thinking about it while i’m on the clock. on the clock? i wish i was on the. well. i shan’t say

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

writing with adhd is so hard because i keep trying to do at least three other things while i write and obviously it isn't working

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

My hope for whoever is reading this is that your life starts making sense and coming together. I hope the good days are right around the corner for you.

those artists that draw those “the whole cast is just taking a nap together for some reason” fanarts that exist in pretty much every fandom are doing the lord’s work

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go