oh, there's a paywall...

I don't want a cast of healthy characters I want them all to be varying degrees of suicidal

shane hollander is a jock, a dude, a 200 pounds man, a captain, he's been giving interviews and speeches before he could even walk, he plays in front of thousands and thousands of people and loud af crowds, he's a performer, he's constantly in front of cameras, he's been under scrutiny his whole life, he's an athlete, he breathes-eats-sleeps-shits sport, he swears, he's masculine, his hockey gear is probably putrid, he's a certified mcgymbro™, he only wears athletic stuff, he models, he does commercials, his main personality trait is hockey, he's kissed and hugged by his sweaty teammates in the locker room, he's ripped, he's an asshole, he's sarcastic, he's a bitch, he uses "fuck" every three words, he hires a stylish and a designer because his taste is bro. and he is all that while being neurodivergent too.

“people shouldn’t have to accept the bare minimum-” I agree with that too but we’re at a point where we have to cling to the bare minimum or that will be taken away too

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

u should feel bad about calling ur self a radical label if u dont even like giving homeless people spare change like i dont think thats a crazy thing to say how r u a anarchist who wants capitalism to fall yadda blah and u wont even donate money to funds for kids to have meals during the summer when they r out of school…? u r larping and u should feel bad about it

the cool thing about sports is that none of it is real except the blinding rage you experience while watching them