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my pussy gets so wet when my ass is stuffed. I want to be fucked in the ass in missionary so you can make fun of how drippy my cunt is, how desperately it quivers hoping for your attention while you pump in and out of my ass. Your hands hold my legs as open as you can push them. Mine are handcuffed above my head. No one’s hands touch my clit or play with my needy cunt. My pleasure in this, my enjoyment doesn’t matter. You fuck my ass because it feels tighter on your cock and you like it better, and because you don’t care at all if I feel good or not. Tears pool in my eyes and you laugh, and spit in my face. You tell me how pathetic and useless I am while you jerk off with my asshole

4) black Americans invented rock and roll.

5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre. 

I love our boy George Gershwin (American by nationality, Russian and Jewish by ethnicity) and our boy Louis Armstrong (basic ik)

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

We call that "catch"

We call it "scrounge."

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

Remember! When companies lay off all their staff because AI is cheaper, this sort of shit is what you can leverage for a better contract when they are inevitably forced to hire everyone back :)

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

#it exists and it's 'feel how cold my hands are'

"Use your words" as I'm making it as hard as possible to do so while fucking you stupid.

Over twenty years ago my big brother got me a job at a Taco Bell in the St. Louis suburbs-West County. He warned me that it was the “gay Taco Bell”, but since I was coming from the “gay Howard Johnson’s” I wasn’t shocked. It turns out it was the black trans women Taco Bell complete with black trans women in management. And they’d worked out an arrangement with the local teen Narcotics Anonymous group so that twice a week we would shut down the drive thru and the dining room and exclusively serve 60+ teens in various stages of recovery. And many of the women I worked with were in various stages of being out or transitioning and they were from all generations from teens to over 50. One woman I worked with had a regular corporate job presenting as a man 9-5 Mon-Fri and then came to Taco Bell and worked 6pm -2am Friday and Saturday night so she could be herself surrounded by other black transwomen in those stolen weekends. And we had customers come from all over the metro area because they knew they could be themselves in the dining room. I only worked there from 1999-2001 but for young me, this was a vital, formative experience. Some of the girls came from north city all the way out to the “gay Taco Bell” on Manchester in west county because they heard it was safe to work there. Like- I know times have changed but they haven’t changed much in 20 years. I’m still convinced that for lgbt youth, finding a job at your city’s version of the “gay Taco Bell” is key to survival.

Thank u for sharing this with us

And every summer I get reminded that we have only a single choice if we want to survive

Make me proud of you, be so pathetic for me darling

If any part of your plan involves the words “nobody could be that stupid”, please be prepared to be proven wrong at any minute at a moment’s notice. Pay in mind that the person determined to prove you wrong may already be aware of this assumption, and is already approaching your current location at an alarming speed.

if users regularly fuck up using a tool you made, and your answer is “you’re holding it wrong”, the next question you should ask is “why did i make this tool so it’s easy to hold it wrong?”

That’s the problem with making animal proof trash cans for parks. The animals tend to be far more motivated to open the difficult mechanism than the tourists do.