a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.
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a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

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Pleeease I'm watching PBS Nova's Bird Brain documentary and I need you to join me in making fun of this goose
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men need to STOP starting podcasts and START forming barbershop quartets. NOW.
Stop saying…
“Psychotic/Schizophrenic” when you mean: unpredictable, unrestrained, unreal, etc.
“Bipolar” when you mean: polarized, scattered, fickle, unstable, etc.
“Delusional” when you mean: unrealistic, unreasonable, close-minded, stubborn, etc.
“[insert “R” slur in relation to intellectual disabilities]” when you mean: unreasonable, ridiculous, scatterbrained, immature, etc.
“OCD” when you mean: particular, neat, overbearing, etc.
“Narcissistic” when you mean selfish, abusive, manipulative, etc.
Note: I’m NOT saying that these are synonymous. This is also not an exhaustive list.

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New meme:
type in “I’m” in the tags and use the first tag that appears
These Birds:
*exist*
Normal People: Those sure are birds
Paleoornithologists: MAKE WAY! MAKE WAY! CELEBRITY! CELEBRITY COMING THROUGH! MAKE WAY! AHHHHHHHHH *fainting sounds*
So for some background on why birds are so beloved by fossil bird researchers (or palaeornithologists) in particular and are celebrities in their field:
Red-legged Seriema (Cariama cristata): Seriemas, like this fabulous individual, are the closest living relatives of the now extinct Phorusrhacids, which are better known as terror birds. They even have an enlarged claw in their inner toe that they hold upward and use for dispatching prey like Dromaeosaurs!
Nicobar Pigeon (Caloenas nicobarica): According to DNA analyses, this beautiful rainforest pigeon from the Andaman Archipelago is the closest living relative of the Dodo! Despite the fact that it lives on the other side of the Indian Ocean from Mauritius.
White-tailed Tropicbird (Phaethon lepturus): Back in the Paleogene, Tropicbirds like this one were kind of everywhere. They've been found from Aotearoa to Morocco and the UK from that time and were taking the ecological niches of gulls and terns, unlike the modern plunge-diving tropicbirds.
Blue-naped mousebird (Urocolius macrourus): Mousebirds are not only adorable, during the Paleogene they ruled the roost! A whole plethora of species dwelled in Eurasia and North America at that time, and occupied a wide variety of niches. They even include one of the earliest bird finds after the extinction of the other dinosaurs 66 million years ago.
Courol (Leptosomus discolor): Today, the Courol only lives in Madagascar. But back in the day, its relatives were spread far and wide in the tropical and subtropical forests of the Paleogene. Back then they lived all over Europe and North America.
South Island Wren (Xenicus gilviventris): New Zealand Wrens, like this one, are the most basal members of the Passeriform or songbird clade alive toda. Considering that Passeriformes represent more than half of known birds, it's quite humble to know where this monstrous radiation originated.
Southern Screamer (Chauna torquata): Screamers vaguely look like turkeys, but are actually very closely related to ducks. In fact, it appears that the ansestors of Screamers were much like ducks and had duck-like bills, which they later evolved into a more generalized beak like with Screamers today.
Puerto Rican Tody (Todus mexicanus): Todies are fun little blorpos that live mostly in the Caribbean. But during the latter parts of the Paleogene, they lived all over North America, and also in Europe, specifically France!
Little Eagle (Hieraeetus morphnoides): This guy is one of the smallest known eagles. Which is funny, because one of it's closest relatives is the extinct Haast Eagle, the biggest eagle known! The Haast Eagle is over 10 times the size of the Little Eagle, and attained that size in under 2 million years.
White-throted Rail (Dryolimnas cuvieri): Rails are surprisingly good flyers and easily spread to islands, where they often become flightless, and often go extinct after human contact. This rail is a special case, because most populations can fly, but a flightless subspecies evolved in Aldabra Atoll, twice.
White-spotted Flufftail (Sarothrura pulchra): Flufftails are adorable and fluffy, but also have a surprising history. According to DNA evidence, their closest relatives include the now extinct Caribbean Cave-rails of the genus Nesotrochis but also the mysterious and enormous Adzebills of Aotearoa!
Oilbird (Steatornis caripensis): Oilbirds are weird in so many ways. They eat fruit, echolocate, nest in caves and are quite greasy. And according to fossil evidence, they lived all over Europe and North America during the warm and tropical Paleogene, heavily contrasted by their modern range in tropical highlands of South America.
Egyptian Vulture (Neophron percnopterus): The Egyptian Vulture may be an "Old World Vulture" today, but it as well as the Bearded Vulture and Palm-Nut Vulture actually first evolve in North America and only cross the Atlantic 9 million years ago.
Marabou Stork (Leptoptilos crumenifer): Marabous are mighty impressive birds in their own right, but until relatively recently giant relatives of these as tall as humans lived across Africa, Mainland Asia, Java, and most famously Flores, where they lived with the dwarf human species Homo floresiensis
Subantarctic Snipe (Coenocorypha aucklandica): You may have heard of the Hokioi or Pouakai. These are Maori legends of an enormous predatory bird. You might think they were inspired by the Haast Eagle, but no. It was these small adorable snipes and their nightly display flights!
Penguins:
*Exist*
Normal People *And* Paleoornithologists:
MAKE WAY! MAKE WAY! CELEBRITY! CELEBRITY COMING THROUGH! MAKE WAY! AHHHHHHHHH *fainting sounds*
The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.
A humble snubnose eelpout on its way to the whale fall buffet when some nearby humans give it a quick, unintrusive study:
I put this in the comments but feel it needs a reblog- Check out some of Dr Edith Widder’s work on light in the deep sea! Among other things, she used the bioluminescence of stoplight fish to deduce wavelengths which most deep sea animals can’t perceive and used that to create light filters to be able to film with minimal disturbance! And that’s how we got 25 minutes of giant squid footage!!!!
This is true but I'm gonna be controversial for a second and say that I feel bad for jocks who get hit with The Injury™️too. The Injury™️ fucking sucks, man. Having something that everyone praised you for when you were young suddenly betray you and having to grapple with both a sudden loss of ability (whether it's something that can be recovered from or not) and figure out what your future looks like now that the one you had imagined for yourself (whether it was actually realistic or not) feels like it's been snatched away is brutal.
Yeah, like, maybe we shouldn't be shaming/making fun of people for either of these things!

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I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare
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More than 1,600 young Threatened frosted flatwoods salamanders reached the landscape this year despite one of the most severe droughts on record in parts of the Southeast. With seasonal wetlands failing to fill and natural reproduction largely disrupted, biologists implemented innovative recovery strategies that helped salvage a breeding season that otherwise may have largely failed. The Amphibian and Reptile Conservancy (ARC), a national nonprofit dedicated to conserving imperiled wildlife, led the effort in Florida and Georgia, adapting recovery strategies as drought conditions intensified this spring...
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I think a lot of people have trouble understanding transgender issues because they try to see themselves as trans, but come at it from the wrong direction. e. g. a cis woman tries to understand transness by going, “what if I felt like/wanted to be a man” when she should be approaching it as “what if I, a woman, was so easily mistaken for a man that I had to pretend to be one”,
And I think this is something to keep in mind and to explain away when trying to get these matters across to people who’re new to the idea.

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ohhh my god I just fact-checked, Nolan actually DID cut the "Nobody" scene from his Odyssey movie. Mfer that is like cutting the Father reveal from Star Wars. Let me speak in a language you understand this is like not dressing Batman up in his suit. "It was not possible to work it in" the TikTok musical with a budget of $4 and a scratched Hamilton CD managed to work it in in SONG form, step up your FUCKING GAME
This genuinely made me want to not watch it
I thought I had nothing to say but I do.
Even the Arthur retelling of The Odyssey includes the “my name is Nobody” gag. And if an Aardvark can get that right, I expect more of a billion dollar box office flop.
Now that everyone is discussing Nolan's Odyssey movie, I feel like it's a good time to let non-Italians know that the production dumped plastic props into the Italian sea. Weirdly enough I could not find any article in English about it but it's a fucking problem nonetheless.
I might translate this article later today. This one was the most complete one, even in Italian news it's not talked about that much.
Non è la prima volta che la produzione solleva un vespaio in Sicilia. A Lipari una squadra di sub sarebbe però già impegnata a bonificare i
They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government