the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

happy first day of pride everyone

(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have bene whining about? Jesus christ

charlie kirk got slimed out, ben shapiro lost his platform, alex jones got sued, jordan peterson is on life support and definitely will never be taken seriously again. clavicular OD'd and will be dead within the year. horrible year for the "what are words really" fandom

Placing my own personal prediction now, Joe Rogan is gonna get flash frozen inside his ice bath. They’ll find his bald dome perfectly sticking out the top of an ice cube

i went to the beach that makes you cold

you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

Plorn

NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

I have something worse

oh???

imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

Born without a groove 😔

i get so scared off that anything

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017