*winging it*

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

ni mi castillo, ni mi vampiro.

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here

Happy Pride

That's got to be the funniest graph ever published in a paper

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do

weird animals run all the time dude

im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

you'll never be punk yr clothes are from shein and yr makeup is from tiktok