I hoard pronouns like dragons hoard shiny things

The elusive and mysterious StingRug

Met up with this guy I've worked with for a collab as he was visiting finland. He's a foodie and wanted to try a restaurant with genuine traditional finnish foods. It was weird seeing someone be at a fancy restaurant and order fish soup that looked exactly the same as the fish soup we had at school lunch on a regular basis for 10 years of school. It's good soup, though. Never seen squeaky cheese be served with cinnamon sauce, either. He was a fun guy too, and I know that reading this he'd leap at the opportunity to make a mushroom pun.

I had just explained that I've never gotten the opportunity to try them, when his pokerface maxed out and he lost his shit laughing. He was fucking with me. Those were his motherfucking diabetes pills.

i think i saw a movie like this once

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

female-presenting vitruvian

Let's ambush mama! 😼

Poor girl broke her favorite sitting basket.

Funny what lessons children remember. My sister doesn’t play the violin anymore, but that was the first time I caught a glimpse of the overwhelming extent to which it matters, the way the world treats us.

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

and yet i see it everywhere. a little poster in my work breakroom tells me to improve my blood pressure by losing weight! a psa on the radio says you need to take care of your heart by losing weight! we can’t even conclusively prove that weight is the cause rather than just correlated with a lot of these problems but here it is offered anyway: have you tried being rich?

That’s because fatphobia is a lot more like classism; i.e. it’s a form of bigotry that is only TECHNICALLY changeable. They’re both seen as a lot more changeable than they actually are, for all the reasons you’ve listed.

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