sorry for bleeding all over your carpet

can I just freeze time so I can stay in bed forever

it feels like we're all simmering. someone turn us over. someone stir us.

why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real

If your hand cramps from holding your phone that means you are reaching peak health and wellness and should keep doing what you’re doing

this is my favorite comic ever i never don’t want to see it on my dash

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

@staff stop terming my friends. Why are you letting nazis thrive and terminating trans girls fifty times in a row

They reinstated Pjackk, a blog that's been abandoned for over a year before getting terminated, but none of the trans women who were termed for posting selfies and talking about their days

damn happy pride huh

That feeling when you lose hope

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion