Hai friends :)

I swear how do I know ZERO celebrities. You guys always talk about famous people and I have no idea who the hell you’re talking about but then it turns out they’re the most well known and liked person on earth right now

because all u do is watch phineas and ferb

They sent Candace to the moon the other day.

weird unprompted opinion but i think out of all the storytelling mediums…..theatre best portrays loneliness

agree. especially since with theatre the staging and set and lights all contribute too. A lone actor on an empty stage with lighting only on them is a lot more apparent than an actor in a movie in an empty room with dark lighting. 3D all you want, you lose some of the depth you get with theatre.

There’s nothing like theatre to be able to make an audience truly uncomfortable, too. Like, watching someone act out having a breakdown on stage? Fucking mortifying. You cannot replicate the squirminess that live theatre induces.

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

There are so many plot holes in twilight you could strain pasta through it

that’s on purpose so you can make an Italian dish for your vampire son’s human gf

but she already ate tho..

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of? 

Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

four of course because it’s my lucky number

Good cause that’s your IQ

happy anniversary to the post that ruined my life

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

lando playing minecraft with captainsparklez what is happening

i wasnt supposed to tell you this but youre not actually supposed to shoot the other people in shooting games. it was a test and you have failed so so so badly and you are scary to us now.

these were meant to be private

posting on a blackboard discussion board and replying to two of your fellow students has to be one of the nine circles of hell

Great point, Dylan! I especially agree with it being “one of the nine circles of hell”. Well said.

Catholicism any% speedrun

Why do you have these saved