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in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

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if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George

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it’s optimus pride

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sun is shining

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if you reblog this post, nothing will happen and it will not dictate anything about you, because posts saying "reblog or youre [insert bad thing here]" or "reblog if you support [___]" are not only insanely shitty, but also dictate nothing about your morality.

reblogging something does not make you a good person, not reblogging something does not make you a bad person. ok? ok.

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「こめすぎた愛情」 Overwhelming Love A newborn yeastken. Baby yeastken come from resting bread dough and will warm up and bake when given affection

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🦷

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lmao homeboy STRUGGLED

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Idk who he is but I love him

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This feels like a cartoon

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This is literally what it’s like to own a rabbit tho

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This part got me so bad i had to gif it

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the muffled radio in the background and the person taking the video JUST COMPLETELY LOSING IT really make this

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this is what 5 million years of evolving specifically to evade predators looks like

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Me: "why don't I have the energy to write? Maybe I'm just a failure..."

The four hours of sleep and two packs of crackers that consist of all I've eaten of today:

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FUCK THAT'S THE WRONG IMAGE

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Togedemaru (2025) - Inferno X Illustrator: Orca Phantasmal Flames: 2025

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Smacka smacka smacka

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My submission for @poketcg-art 's card redraw event!!! I was at work when sign-ups started but I thankfully still snagged wailmer~♡ The orb...

Original Card by Tomokazu Komiya/ comparison, sketch and speedpaint under read more○`☆•`°

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「今日はパン屋さんもお休みなのでピクニックに行きました🍞 」 Since the bakery is closed today, we went on a picnic

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Germaine Monteil Couture Polka Dot Silk Appliqué Bias-Cut Gown w/ Capelet

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Timeless Vixen

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Kandy G. Lopez R ² - Roscoe and Reggie 2024 Yarn and acrylic paint on hook mesh

Orlando Museum of Art’s 2025 Florida Prize in Contemporary Art

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My asshole son (Muffin the cat) has been on a diet, on account of him being overweight. I've been losing my fuck damned mind because he is not losing weight, even when sticking to the vet reccomended diet.

Found out that the dickhead (affectionate) has figured out that the food is in the utility room cupboard. He has figured out how to hook his claws into the door, pry it open, and get into the fucking cupboard at night, where he then shoves his head in the bag and eats as much as he wants.

He then exits and closes the fucking cupboard like the genius little goddamn prick he is.

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Update; my fluffy 25 pound dickhead of a Maine coon mix Disapproves Strongly of the child locks on the food door. Loudly. Is now attempting to figure out how to work a child lock with his enormous crime paws.

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