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I wish AI would stop making so many animal story posts. I LOVE animals and they are ruining the loving-animals ecosystem. And also the real ecosystem

The truffle hunting cat is AI, I’m so sorry guys

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

right ok so literally everything you buy is plastic and disposable now. clothes. electronics. furniture... more CEOs should be killed and warehouses burned i think lol

i can't eat breakfast because they stopped making good youtube videos

and punishments. more punishments. surely that will help

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture