Quiet and Strong

count your blessings; there are far more distressing fluids that could be pooling between your feet right now

b-but my juice box,,,

you can always have another.

discord has turned people into wild animals

Traumacore edit of me at my white collar cubicle job with health insurance as though I have a goddamn thing to complain about in this stupid world

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

no sir, i’m not plural. sir, it is a mystical technique taught to me by my ancient forefathers to protect me against psychic invaders. my mind has been splintered and compartmentalized in order to confound any and all supernatural perversion. any other suggested cause is purely hearsay. i must reiterate, sir, it is only by coincidence that one of my many facets seems to resemble this gentleman “David Strider” you seem utterly convinced I’m familiar with. Surely, it must be the will of some divine providence that smiles upon the both of us.