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what is it okay to call you??? like whats your name??

I'm not telling you my real name, but you can call me Cosmic or Aspen if you want

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theoreocat

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if the weight you are in your self portrait is accurate you do NOT look 180 pounds

Well 1: that was over a year ago and I've gained weight— I was around 160lbs in the reference photo that picture is based off.

And 2: my chest is easily like 6% of my body weight, and I have insanely dense bones— like to the point my doctor literally doesn't know how to gauge if my weight is healthy or not. It's a real problem we deal with.

#my joints are shit but my bones are titanium #these two things are probably related lol #no my doctor has never actually bothered to look into if this is a problem #he just knows he can't trust the number on the scale #I'm the only member of my family he's never recommended weight loss to because he genuinely has no idea if it's harming me #all my other labs are fine so it doesn't seem to be #I'm just heavier than I look and sink like a fucking boulder in the water #but I can basically bounce along the bottom like a hippopotamus 🤣

bro is wear once you said you were fat but all im seeing is some fat ass titties 🤤🤤

You say about a picture of me fully clothed where my chest is basically all that's visible lol

#I'm 4'11 (we remeasured and I've gained an inch apparently lol) and 180lbs #I'm definitely not skinny lmao

podcastwizard

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

the-goddess-of-annoying

you people aren't CASTING

the-goddess-of-annoying

NO

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chicorystreetcoffee

Desperately need people to understand that just because the planet will survive the potential mass extinction event caused by the loss of the Amazon doesn't mean they will.

Yeah, the planet isn't what goes extinct during these events. The lifeforms on the planet do.

#yeah you're right the planet will be fine #will you?

cosmicsproutcake

Hey, yeah, update's great and all, but where tf is the Aztec pantheon?

cosmicsproutcake

lol

lmao even

Tank tops are a chestless persons garment I think 🤦

#don't look at my pimple patch #pulling the fabric out from under them doesn't really help either #I still spill out the sides like a wanton manatee 😮‍💨

greenlabcoat

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal

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Was just accosted by the live action Moana trailer, and do y'all remember when movies use to have colour?

vrabia

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

vrabia

set construction: $800

cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats

fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts

editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks

vrabia

update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like

anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.

vrabia

since this post unexpectedly blew up i'd like to note that the $2mil. of fake blood thing is unconfirmed and based on some rough calculations i did after googling 'fake blood price per gallon'. i'm sure they were able to get a more significant discount on the kind of bulk purchase that cleared all stock available in the state of wherever this movie was filmed, but i have no source. the rest of those numbers are what we in the industry call a funnypost

the dvd/blu-ray production was confirmed on a livestream i caught accidentally while dicking around on youtube that is now members only (likely this one but idk, i don't have youtube membership money). other things confirmed in that stream: the dvd/blu-ray burner cost $4k and iirc burns 8 blu-rays an hour. markiplier's one concession to productivity is that he might get a second burner so he can make 16 blu-rays an hour, at his house.

I don't know who out there needs to hear this, but there are animal-safe dyes.

Unless a pet was dyed in the owners home by the owners themselves with dye they picked up at a pharmacy, the groomer more than likely used animal-safe dye, and the pet is fucking fine 🙄

#fuck you mean ''those poor dogs'' the shit is akin to soaking your pet in beet juice 🙄

pangur-and-grim

in the spider alien book, this is where the dick comes out. how does everyone feel about that?

pangur-and-grim

can I just say? early 7th century Boeotian terracotta agrees with my placement

#you gotta be accurate to one side of the anatomy #and being accurate to the spider side would be an Edward Penishands situation #so this is probably for the best lol

olderthannetfic

I have several gender identity and sexuality headcanons for some characters in separated AUs. For example: character "A" is bisexual trans men in one AU but asexual women in another. I thought having these kind of headcanons and AUs is ok because I've seen many fic authors who do that for different fics. Since I'm an artist I thought it was ok to do that in fanart too.

But a friend says if I draw character B as cis in one of my arts and nonbinary in another, I'm being queerphobic. They had a fight with me - one sided tbh- that since I drew a character as pansexual, now I can't draw them as gay. (These arts are sometimes drawn in queer flags' colors, character has accessories colored like queer flags, sometimes it's a mini comic or scenario sometimes inspired by fics and etc.)

The first one really pisses me off because I'm nonbinary actually.

But she has really made me unsure. Is my friend right?

I want to point out that her problem with me is "that i have more than one sexuality & gender identity headcanon for characters and I draw those headcanons". Just this. Literally what she said.

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Your friend is being extremely weird.

They're fictional characters. Do whatever you want. 'Headcanon' is a stupid and poorly-defined term that can mean anything from "I like to think of them this way sometimes" to "I think canon was actually trying to include this but got censored".

I don't care if you take an objectively canon gay character and draw them as bi. It will upset people, but it's not a moral failing.

But headcanons?! Who the fuck cares if you're inconsistent or do something that contradicts your own headcanon?

#a lot of people use ''headcanon'' ''meta'' and ''theory'' interchangeably when these are 3 different things #but also you'd be surprised the amount of people who actually genuinely do care when your inconsistent with your headcanons #had someone once send me multiple asks arguing with me about aphenphosmphobia-#-because I wasn't consistently writing a character I headcanoned as having it with it (at least from their perspective)#I had to repeatedly point out to this person that 1: not everyone has the same fear response and 2: I don't always utilize my headcanons #I had to explain this several times across multiple messages #and they still didn't get it and insisted on being pissed off with me by the end of it #I gave up by that point and just stopped responding

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isaactea

"advertisers freely post softcore porn while trans women get banned for just being here" oof if that dont sum up the current state of tumblr i dont know what does 😬😬

#they either need to crack down on advertisers or just unban the porn #leave trans women tf alone unless they actually violated a rule (hurting your 🥹 pwecious feewings 🥹 doesn't count)

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