Can't be gay all by myself

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

WHAT

I wonder if this is due to tax reasons (why tomatoes are taxonomically fruit, but legally vegetable) or religious reasons (why beavers are considered fish, for purposes of Lent).

IIRC hippos are also catholically fish.

You know what, if you can take down a hippo you deserve to eat it during lent

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

emperor kuzco was clearly gay

hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ain’t got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when he’s rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit

why doesnt this have more notes this is so fucking funny

in 20 years this post will be totally incomprehensible

bottoms lemme hear yall make some noise !

mmh.,,, ow! hah.. ah… mmmh…

never mind !

are you supposed to eat the whole brownie

I hope that all internet content is obliterated except for this video

𝐈𝐌 ᵏⁱⁿᵈof in disbelief of how long we’ve been talking about fⁱᶠᵗy sʜᴀᴅᴇsᴏꜰɢʀᴇʏ in may ᵐ14th 2017 ᴬᴰ theyearofourlordchrist Jᵉᵉsᵘs

everyone commenting/tagging this about ‘wahh poor puppy so sad she should be allowed to be bark’ is required to sit in my house and listen to stellina do this for hours on end at steadily increasing volume levels because she WILL do it and your resolve will break i promise you.