Mothman

no woman has ever cummed and if she said she did she's lying

"you either die an insult... or live long enough to become the compliment." -buttmunch

twisted tea is just regular tea to a guy like me (alcoholic)

fully grown adult with kool-aid mouth

sorry, I can't come to your thing. I have to dress up as a clown and lurk menacingly under an overpass.

I'm going bird mode

the past tense of onion ring is onion rung

glory hole but I'm just feeding a spool of fruit by the foot through it

five guys burgers and fries and they're kissing

hey sorry to interrupt but Gwen Stefani asked me to tell you to *checks note* "get your freak on?" whatever that means.

*animorphing but I turn into a rock*

call me an egg the way I always came first ☝️☝️☝️