Let's build a human!

Tiring out of the darkness to post before I babysit for another three years

tumblr witch who formed her entire identity around a love live or some other such thing attempted to cast a speel on me to make some ucked up substance fill my lungs but little does she knows 1) my womb is barren, which provides the rest of my body with significantly increased power and resilience (think having better hearing if your eyes don't work) and 2) i studied for 4 years with two guys who live in a place called Lower Swell in gloucestershire to perfect a skill called the Unlimited Unreal Nowhere Nobody Tempest which sounds awesome but its really just a breathing technique they had to devise because pollen in glucoseshire or whatever is actually just straight up carcinogens due to the privatization of everything. sure go ahead b*tch block my esophagus im breathing out of every hole

Oh this is absolutely the best answer to nosy Nellies asking why you haven't conceived yet.

For all my friends hoping to conceive the next Vainyamonen

insane what ovulation will do to a mf

how in the gotdam fuck did you find the most liminal-ass looking organ i have ever seen in my life. wretched organ indeed

Ovulation day is just like that tbh

Thank you, Mr T

pregnancy is literally a state of mind like you could get pregnant by meditating long enough

mary magdalene trying to defend that other mary in the group chat

new advanced pegrancy test that can tell whether you're pregnort, pregananant or even gregnant

youre really ovulating at a time like this?