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Bigots unwelcome - I block liberally. 23. I HEREBY DECREE THAT ON THIS BLOG HALLOWEEN IS CELEBRATED FROM AUGUST 1ST TO NOVEMBER 30TH. JOINING THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS ON THE SIDE OF THE GOTHS. Owl/human bioterms. Writer of Small-Town Tales, Promise? and more (check out my writing and art over on @gracklekeyer2000) majoring in whimsy I LOVE MY WIFE *EXPLODES*
I am a grown-ass adult who enjoys adult content and may reblog it occasionally. Proceed accordingly and at your own discretion.
PT: "I am a grown-ass adult who enjoys adult content and may reblog it occasionally. Proceed accordingly and at your own discretion."
See below the cut for more information.
I'm the host of a mixed-origins system. Keep anti-endo shit off my blog and posts. If you see reblogs from my headmates, please remember that regardless of their source, they are now people, not characters, and should be treated accordingly - be respectful!
Bluesky: @cherish-all-birds.bsky.social - Hopefully Tumblr keeps running indefinitely, but I figured setting up a bluesky would be a good idea.
I love being tagged in posts, and I love seeing all the birds y'all show me. Sometimes I'm unable to reblog them for one reason or another though - this doesn't mean i appreciate it any less!
Big fan of the following:
Birds - Eye motifs in artwork - Infodumps - Stardew Valley - Reptiles - Bugs - Entomophagy (bugs but for eating!) - Fullmetal Alchemist - fun/weird music shit, especially homemade instruments, cellos, shredding on things you wouldn't expect to be able to shred on, and instruments that aren't super common in like. the kind of music I'd hear on the radio here.
Choosing a favorite bird is impossible but the aesthetics of the Tytonidae family fuck severely so I do have a separate tag for them (and also cause my theriotype is loosely based on them).
I'm a big fan of ask games, so I'll put any active ones down here. When sending an ask, please include the corresponding number so I know what to reference. Here's a list of ask games:
Plurality
Colors
MLM asks
Blorbos
Tag games/chains, on the other hand, I prefer not to do as I have dogshit memory and a lot of people on tumblr that I'd feel bad about accidentally leaving out. I'll still reblog them when tagged, just please understand that I won't be tagging anyone or continuing the chain and whatnot.
Adding this because apparently it might be necessary: i do not fucking consent to any of my posts being used for advertising or anything to do with ai. if you want to use my shit that badly you can fucking ask me and pay me, and only if i give consent.
Serious stuff below the cut.
I block liberally for a variety of reasons, all the way from bigotry to annoyances to regularly posting Harry Potter bullshit. I have a zero tolerance policy. If you put Queen FART-face's media on my dash, knowingly and willingly, I will block you.
I try to keep up on politics and how to best respect people whose experiences I'm unfamiliar with, but I definitely still have blind spots due to a variety of factors. Please point them out to me if and when you see them, and I'll do my best to verify and solve the issue.
I do my best to add alt text / IDs when I'm able to, but I don't always have the energy/wherewithal. If you reblog a post of mine adding stuff like this, I will be forever grateful.
Similarly, I do my best to add content warnings for both common triggers and things that I've been told are triggers for people close to me - that said, sometimes I either don't have the energy or I'm just straight-up so taken aback by the horrors of the original post that I can't figure out what to tag it with. If you want to add a content warning, go ahead - but if you're an ass about slur reclamation I won't hesitate to block you.
I will also do my best to add tags to indicate adult content; however, I am very likely to forget or be unsure what to add. I recognize that people below the age of 18 are fully capable of finding and enjoying the kind of content that sends conservatives and puritans into a moral panic and me telling them to stay away does nothing. As such, I'll be saying this instead.
I can't tell you what to do. Experiencing arousal/attraction/desire is perfectly reasonable, especially by the time you're legally old enough to be on tumblr. However, I will advise you to stay safe while online in any of these spaces. Don't start talking to folks in them, especially if they're adults.
I will also ask that you not talk to me on posts like that, for both your safety and mine. If you are a minor or do not specify that you're an adult and you start talking about this stuff with me, I will have to block you. Don't make me do that.
Be safe, be aware, think before you act/speak/post. If you're unsure, just don't. cool? cool.
If you are in need of financial aid:
(pt: "If you are in need of financial aid:")
As of posting this I do not have the finances to donate to people in need. I also do not have the energy to verify donation posts. At this point I'm just going to reblog shit. I won't be reblogging stuff i get sent via askbox or tagged in. Asks for donations will be deleted, and if you tag me for a donation I'll block you. I'd rather not, but if I get overwhelmed I'm not going to be able to help at all.
If you want to donate to someone whose post I've reblogged, it is up to you to verify that or take that risk yourself. If you think something is a scam and want to tell me, please provide more evidence than "people in x country don't have internet" and "the english is fucked up" or other stuff that is equally untrue and/or irrelevant. If you use racism/ignorance/zionism/etc to "prove" it's a scam, you're going to be blocked, full stop. We don't do that shit here.
Don't come at me for reblogging donation posts either. People need help right now, all over the world. We survive by working together.
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The fact that after the United States the countries with most mormons are Mexico, Brazil, Philippines, Peru and Chile makes me want to scream. Kill all missionaries now.
Mormons stole my great great grandmother from her husband, married her off to a white settler, and then sold all her land because she couldn't find the deed (they destroyed it) and now there's a whole ass freeway and demolished mall on our tribe's land that I see every day on my way to work.
The white men that did this have billions in generational wealth while my mother and grandmother both died from having inadequate healthcare.
When I say fuck mormon missionaries, I mean it so deeply and if I were capable of feeling hatred, it would be at that entire establishment.
Fuck. Mormon. Missionaries.
They tricked my great great (great?) grandfather into helping build a town that became one of the largest growing cities in the country, stole his daughters, killed his sons, and "blessed" the land in their colonial god's name. And the women were forced to convert or die.
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one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.
one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.
hi, i'm living in my car and need help surviving. i'm making a meager income on music, but still end up dead broke constantly. until that income increases, i need donations to survive. please help me out if you have anything to spare!
my car is broken down and doesn't move anymore. i'm stuck charging my phone and laptop at the local shops, and can only get food from the few fast food places around here. it's all very expensive and i need help affording it. please consider feeding me so i can keep making music and eventually escape this hole!!
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PLEASE help me out today! i didn't get any donations yesterday and didn't get to eat a proper dinner. i can't afford lunch today. my shoes continue to fall apart and i need new clothes as well. please at least help me afford the $20 i need for food today!!
it's more than a little irritating when tumblrites get all precious about 4chan. the only reason you think this place is better is because of the people you follow. please keep in mind that tumblr has a thriving TERF community, staff only banned the #reichblr tag this year after a trans woman made a fuss about it (they ban her at minimum once a month), kiwifarms uses the place as a hunting ground, etc etc.
it's very obvious to me that it comes from a desire to go, "oh, I'm nothing like a 4channer, all the horrible bad stuff happens somewhere else and has nothing to do with me". and then you scroll past posts talking about anti-Black racism because they made you feel uncomfortable.
hello I was on the internet when 4chan was created, it was made by a bunch of upper-middle-class teenagers as an anime fan forum. I will put this into words you can understand: 4chan is and was just as much a part of "fandom" as tumblr, livejournal, wattpadd, any of it.
it's very obvious to me that it comes from a desire to go, "oh, I'm nothing like a 4channer, all the horrible bad stuff happens somewhere else and has nothing to do with me".
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hi, i'm living in my car and need help surviving. i'm making a meager income on music, but still end up dead broke constantly. until that income increases, i need donations to survive. please help me out if you have anything to spare!
my car is broken down and doesn't move anymore. i'm stuck charging my phone and laptop at the local shops, and can only get food from the few fast food places around here. it's all very expensive and i need help affording it. please consider feeding me so i can keep making music and eventually escape this hole!!
also consider purchasing my music on Bandcamp or joining my Patreon to set up recurring payments.
What if the Eridian Welcoming Committee is Doing That on purpose.
Grace needs enrichment, and figuring out what they were trying to say is like a little puzzle, and they all learn something about human linguistics in the process.
Plus, it’s like when your dad uses slang wrong on purpose; it’s worth it alone for Grace’s baffled reactions.
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