Currently in my post-ovulation gremlin tww era.
Symptoms include:
Staring at my stomach like it might wink back
Googling “when can you feel implantation” 47 times.
Whispering “Let something root. Let something stay. If you’re in there, you’re already loved. If you’re not, I still am.”
Visualizing my lining like a luxury mattress.
Reminding my uterus: you’re not just here for cramps and chaos.
If you need me, I’ll be over here pretending not to think about it every five minutes.















