rock n roll is really funny when it's serious

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

"AMAB" i mean so what. i was jaundiced at birth too but nobody seems to want to assign social significance to that. they should though. they should assert that i will always have a jaundiced soul no matter how much urine i process. and mock me for my weak faggot kidneys #myweakfaggotkidneys

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

shine normal like a plain rock

all sauron knew about hobbits is that one of those little dipshits had his ring. and the first hobbit that called in with the palantir he was like "....that must be the little freak that has my ring" but no, that was pippin. because there is more than one hobbit, but I guess he didnt consider that.

probably didnt help that the heir to gondor, possibly his most formidable enemy, immediately called back and was like "yeah that short fella that just called? hes definitely got your ring and hes with me. fuck you" and sauron was like "ooooh that settles it!!!"

what's so annoying abt that is he's still so hot. like he's dry humping blue fabric in an itty bitty leopard print bikini w a fuckass mustache & pointy hair & he's still hot bc ik he's putting his whole pussy into that. he has no shame & that's sexy as fuck

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

feminism is about blunts and weed. its about smoking marijuana, and as much of it as you can get your hands on

what do you mean a cup of joe and a sloppy joe isn't the same thing. which joe is responsible for this. america's not real

Wait till you hear about cotton eyed joe

where did he come from

Where did he go

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

@this-is-nonbinary-joy