rock n roll is really funny when it's serious

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

Encounter: skategoons

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

i would read that fanfic ngl

About my fish??

reblog to give prev some of that good writing mojo

somehow all these good vibes have washed back on me and it's great. y'all are manifesting writing mojo for each other and me and I love it. keep going. don't stop.

Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.

My cousin Throckmorton died?????

Moving house tomorrow

Be careful, I've heard they're heavy

i love when dvd players hold out a little tray and you put the disc on it. it’s like you’re placing it into its little hand. hate the dvd players that make you push the disc into its mouth and then it swallows it obediently

writers bootcamp i take everyone outside to listen to how people talk