rock n roll is really funny when it's serious

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

Milftron 9000

Lucy from Reverse 1999

Hold on I gotta google something.

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

reading christopher eccleston interviews where he talks about wanting to be androgynous but always getting macho parts makes me understand why i keep getting butch dyke vibes off of the ninth doctor. don’t worry ms doctor i saw your leather jacket 

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

Sick!

*mumbling and grumbling* maybe i wanted to win stupid prizes *kicks dirt*

I reblogged this last year and then immediately bought some of this tea and it was the best decision. It is *SO AWESOME* to have a pitcher of Thai tea ready to go in your fridge.