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@jumpydoll

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there’s so much going on here
What’s your stock portfolio like
chicken, beef, veggetable. the classics, mostly
well keep it up and before long you'll be a boullionaire
@sarahshahipls
This photo of my brother's cat trying to jump on the dinner table at Christmas feels like a Normal Rockwell painting.
He just wants to be included!!
(He's got an Insta btw).
This is so funny, please never spread it because my mother will kill me.

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Man, I really dig that.
Wish they’d gone more in-depth though
@sarahshahipls
She took the bong in the divorce 😔
Do you guys know how mary shelley lost her virginity
I think a common mistake people make about puns is that they often believe puns are meant to make people laugh. This is not so! The emotion that puns are meant to elicit isn’t joy, it’s rage.
Puns are meant to inflict punitive damage
Wait a second

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What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage
Where do little jokes come from?
Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke at a bar and then they knock knock.
Hey y'all why are writers always cold?
…why?
They’re always surrounded by drafts!
How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Oh god.
How many?
Two! One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end!
What do writers have for breakfast?
Coffee?
Synonym buns!
Where do all the struggling writers live?
How are you coming up with all these?
Where?
Writer’s Block!
What do writers suffer from each spring?
(I’ve heard a lot of them over the years.)
Allergies. Next question.
you were close; A case of allegories
Why are writers always in great shape?
Circular prose
Nope! It’s because we’re always running out of ideas!
Did you hear about the famous writer who turned out to be a fraud?
I did not
His life had it’s prose and cons…
Why is editing a better job than writing?
It’s more rewording?
Correct! I am out of jokes. :(
@dangerbooze
*slams gavel*
worm court is now in session
all writhe

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I hate this
You could say this both ways and it would still mean the same
- @jistring
PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK
AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK
WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE
AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE
WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF
AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH
WHEN IT JUMPS FROM THE MUCK
AND YOU SCREAM “WHAT THE FUCK!?”