Sometimes you slay the spire, mostly it just slays you

LOL I feel so bad because I was blaming the producer of the match for this but it wasn't their fault. It makes a lot more sense that they were hyping up the ref starting the match with gloves on, WWE doesn't usually bait and switch like that.

People are still posting Special K Red Berries in the year of our Lord 2025. Life is shit but not completely shit.

On page 322 of a book authors should not be allowed to reveal a characters hair colour. You missed your window. She already has a hair colour now and it's not this one

they took these off the menu....have i broken the heart of a burger in love ? will we never know the sandy shores of that burger ocean...

with the release of infinity nikki it's so funny seeing new players say things like " momo is so cute" or "I would die for momo" and meanwhile every long time nikki player is like i would punt that little shit like a football

When I was a kid I thought dulce de leche was pronounced douche the loosh and whenever we went for ice cream my dad would say “okay honey ask if they have that caramel flavor you like… what’s it called again?” And I’d yell it and my dad would have the biggest grin while the server would sigh and say “no, this is the fourth week in a row you’ve asked me this, and we don’t have that. I don’t even know what that is.”

She always got her revenge because my dad would get a sundae and he’d get everything but nuts so she’d announce his order was ready by yelling “no nuts, where’s Mr. No Nuts” as loud as possible

there could be so many more dope lego sets but its all fuckin star wars and marvel bull shit

looking at the lego ideas page and seeing the dopest shit in the world and knowing they're gonna just put out another iron man mech or something pisses me off so much