Chickenwhite's waste of space

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

take off your genitals... you won't need them for the kind of sex we'll be having...

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be free” men CAN get pregnant and they’re treated worse than women who can get pregnant

oh folks really don't like being asked to consider trans men

interview with the masquerade

vampire: the vampire

Everyone go make excessive use of your local library's generous lending policies to borrow my books and read them for free. Thank you libraries.

Yes, please, particularly in the UK and Ireland where I get remunerated through the Public Lending Right scheme, set up by activist lesbian socialists to make sure writers earn money when their texts are borrowed from libraries.

As a published author, I'm straight-up begging y'all to please use your library, please check out books as much as you like, and please request books for purchase if they don't already have them. Unlike pirating, authors do actually get compensated when libraries buy our books, and the more our books get checked out, the longer they'll be kept in the collection and discovered by other readers.

im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

Im CRYING WTF