to dare is to do

too many stories about turning yourself into a monster as a metaphor for pretending to be something you aren't and losing yourself in the process. not enough stories about turning yourself into a monster as a metaphor for choosing to openly embrace yourself even if it's strange to other people

miss you (the money i spent)

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

i'm wasting my life on the computer when i could be living my life to the fullest on the computer

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often

Obsessed with how some people get so attached to their own headcanons that they get mad when they see a character presented as they are in canon

why is there no emoji for pinky promises. what have we come to as a society

Okay Walter White was actually pretty funny as a character bc he was so toxic that seasoned drug lords were like I cannot work w this man I have to put my mental health first

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

”aaugh free the nipple was CLEARLY started by MEN so they could see more tits” GET OUT OF THE CAVE!!! GET OUT OF THE CAVE RN!!!!

- Plato, 375 BC