to dare is to do

the rumors are true: i dont feel very good

$5000 seems like a nice amount. Somebody should just give me $5000 today. Directly into my bank account. It would be very nice.

i want freedom i want freedom i want freedom *is granted freedom* noooooo my attachments

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

I’ve made it my reality

girl, i specifically told you to put your records on

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

neymar being given a penalty to score like he's on a make a wish scheme for elderly people

neymar you pathetic loser

Talking about shit half your mutuals dgaf about is important and we have to keep doing it forever

its crazy how pretty much every single thing you can possibly do eithetr feels bad at first and then good or good at first but then bad