to dare is to do

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

this is my diary and if you choose to follow it that's your problem

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

thinking about “you haven’t met all the people who will love you” and like!!! you also haven’t found all the things that will make you happy!!!! there will always be new authors and musicians and artists whose work you will one day discover and love!!!! there will always be new hobbies and skills for you to learn and feel fulfilled by!!! there will always be new things around the corner that will bring sudden and unexpected happiness!!!!!!!!!!!

is this happening because i was born

the thing about 10 pm is that 10 pm is basically midnight if you're not careful

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

I think one of the lamest things you can do as a human is not be clear about your intentions.

I restart the entire song if i breathe too loud over my favorite part