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Imagine getting expelled from school for being an atheist and years later that school builds a monument to you but of your dead drowned corpse with your dick out.

Examples pulled just from his Wikipedia page most popular works. Absolutely devastating scenes for bisexuals for over a century

Don't forget the ALLIGATORS. He loves them too.

Every time we're standing together to be checked in or be seated or pick up something, a second clerk will turn to one of us and say impatiently "hello, I can help you at this counter," and act baffled when we say "we're already being helped." This happens every time.

As [Mikoyan] declared in a January 1936 speech: “I am a great supporter of the production of ice cream. Certain comrades believe to this day that ice cream is merely a children’s treat, and is of no use to grown-ups.” At this point Mikhail Kalinin, who was in attendance, exclaimed, “But everyone loves ice cream!” Mikoyan replied, “They love it, but some shun it out of hypocrisy, because they believe it’s just for kids. The production of ice cream needs to be expanded as much as possible. I am lobbying for ice cream, because it is a very delicious and nourishing food.”

the image of this guy going “but everyone loves ice cream” is driving me insane