a strawbebby™

does yearning and wanting ever stop

resting my face on a beautiful woman‘s chest would honestly solve so many of my problems

It's fun when the robot character in the sci-fi show gets cut in half because nobody working on this type of media knows anything about robotics and you never know what you're going to find inside. Green printed circuit boards? Meat and viscera, but like in a weird colour? Just a shitload of goo?

I especially like it when the robot appears to have realistic musculature which operates via contraction, suggesting some sort of fluid-driven or shape-memory-based actuation, and then it gets dismembered and a bunch of random gears and sprockets go flying everywhere.

I like to think my engineers foresaw the likelihood of my bisection and designed a clean break point with that in mind, leaving a small compartment filled with confetti

(trailer for a film so terrible it legally cannot be advertised as a movie) THIS SUMMER... PREPARE YOURSELF... FOR UNFORGETTABLE VISUAL AND AUDITORY STIMULI...

When I was really little I asked my dad why we don’t celebrate Easter and he said it’s because we’re Jewish but I didn’t know Easter was a religious holiday so I just thought the Easter bunny was antisemitic

can something gay please happen to me soon

This one short video shows exactly why cats domesticated themselves.

racism literally bleeds through the cracks of everything and if you dare to even barely point it out everyone will kill you

racism runs so deeply in people that if you call it out you are calling out them, and instead of sitting down and examining their own racism they lash out at you for being sooo meansies to them. you don't even have to be talking about anyone's racist behavior in particular because it makes racists so uncomfortable they will come forward themselves and act like you're targeting them specifically. it's okay when they do it because they're doing it in the correct way, in the nice way! they don't mean it like that. in fact they're actually being progressive. you're the cruel one for acting like their racist behavior is racist. you're the problem if you're bothered by their comfort racism. you're the bitchy colored person who makes eeeverything about racism when it so clearly isn't. i'm fucking sick of this.

When the cats don’t come when I call them for dinner I’m like “what part of *clicks tongue* don’t you understand?” and then they just stare at me because they don’t understand anything

does any one want to play toys with me

ohhh boy this is the most fun i’ve had