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they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

This is my new favorite thing

‘portraits of people reacting to nudity’ fresh, inspired, art sfkas;lk

according to the notes, yes, the subjects do know ahead of time that he will be nude, so yes, this is very funny and cool

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

yeah I know them we went to tumblr together

[delusional sports fan voice] but what if something really good happens this time……….

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

happy pride to every professional athlete in love with their teammate